"A day at the bay" by GTA Master There were two girls sitting on a bench at a dock. One girl's name was Inessa, the other's was Kristin. Both girls sat on the bench eating their lunches Kristin's mom packed for them. While eating their lunches, a small bird walked up to their bench. Inessa started throwing the bird some of the bread on her sandwich while Kristin laughed. Then, Kristin started to give the bird some bread off of her sandwich. They both watched the lonely bird eat his bread while laughing and talking. Soon after they finished their sandwiches, Inessa opened a pack of raisins and started eating while Kristin read magazines. ' After eating a few raisins, Inessa noticed the bird was still standing in front of her, so turned towards Kristin and asked, "is it okay if I give the bird a raisin?" Kristin said, "I don't know, throw one, see if he eats it". So Inessa took a few raisins and threw it on the ground in front of the bird. For the next few minutes or so, they both watched the bird try to eat the raisins while laughing. The bird was on his last raisin. He got it into his mouth, swollowed the raisin whole!!! The bird staggered on the ground while the two girls watched it start to gag up the raisin. Kristin laughed histerically while saying, "I think you just killed the bird!!!" "You told me to give him a raisin" said Inessa. "Thankfully no one's around to see this!!" whispered Kristin. After many minutes of choking, the bird eventually caughed up the raisin, to Inessa's relief. The bird went back to the raisin, and ate it again, this time, not choking. Inessa and Kristin watched the water as boats crossed in front of them. Inessa was reading an issue of "J14" magazine, and noticed a rather hot looking picture of Justin Timberlake. She took the picture from the magazine, and to Kristin's surprise, she started making out with the picture(hell, it was the most action the girl was going to get in her whole life). More laughing ensued... Towards the end of the fishing trip, everyone was tired, so they all decided to go home. While in Kristin's mother's car, Inessa started to get thirsty, so Kristin opened up the cooler and got out a bottle of Snapple. Inessa had put her hand into the cooler without Kristin knowing, so Kristin closed the cooler, slamming Inessa's hand. Kristin laughed until her sides hurt, then appologised to Inessa the whole way to her house. Both left with good feelings in their hearts, it was the best day of the whole summer!! EPILOGUE: 2 years later, Inessa started getting drunk and getting jealous and turned into the biggest @$$hole she ever met!!!

Well about five minutes ago I had a Union representative in my office. He went to leave and we both realized My office door wouldn't unlock. In fact no matter what we tried we couldn't get the door open. I had to call maintenance and they just got it fixed. Thank the lord because he smelled like fish.. rotten fish