What is your favorite inspirational or humorous quote/s...

"No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person."
Buddha.

"Sex is like the card game Bridge, if you do not have a good partner, you better have a great hand."
Woody Allen.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~Judy Garland

Just because a person sounds like and expert, does not make him one.

"What Will Matter" by Michael Josephson


---> Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end.

There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days.
All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten
will pass to someone else.

Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance.
It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed.
Your grudges, resentments, frustrations
and jealousies will finally disappear.
So too, your hopes, ambitions, plans and to-do lists will expire.
The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away.

It won't matter where you came from
or what side of the tracks you lived on at the end.
It won't matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant.
Even your gender and skin color will be irrelevant.


So what will matter?
How will the value of your days be measured?


What will matter is not what you bought
but what you built, not what you got but what you gave.

What will matter is not your success
but your significance.

What will matter is not what you learned
but what you taught.

What will matter is every act of integrity,
compassion, courage, or sacrifice
that enriched, empowered or encouraged others
to emulate your example.

What will matter is not your competence
but your character.

What will matter is not how many people you knew,
but how many will feel a lasting loss when your gone.

What will matter is not your memories
but the memories that live in those who loved you.

What will matter is how long you will be remembered,
by whom and for what.

Living a life that matters doesn't happen by accident.
It's not a matter of circumstance but of choice.


Choose to live a life that matters.


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"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." ~ John Mason


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"There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love.” ~ Bryant H. McGill

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I really like the Woody Allen quote in Takei-Shihan answer!!! Funny!! +5