by 
RFlagg
ANSWERS: 36
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The last time I spoke to myself, I told myself "I'm worthless." That's depression for ya...
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Shit. I dropped my cell phone on the kitchen floor.
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"Yes!" I was rushed to make it to class on time only to find out it was canceled and I had an hour to waste!
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I need my Vicks.....
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"This too shall pass."
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I was just singing 'Jingle Bells'
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"What the f* am I doing here?" Working!
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I hope there are no more bats in here...
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I've to go to bed
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"Knock it OFF!"
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WIFE put the kettle on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You stupid old biacth!!!!!!!!!!!
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"He's going to jail"
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My head itches (he scratches left temple) Hey, you wanted realism and there you have it.
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You don't need that chocolate biscuit.... oh what the hell.
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OKaaay..
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I think it was something insulting.
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bollocks. That's usually the last thing I said to myself.
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My life is good and I have few problems.
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i hate you
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okay gotta go
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Should I stay here at my desk or take the laptop upstairs.
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Where the heck did I put those keys this time.
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oh no here comes a bad scene...
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Break down and do the laundry or try a pair of the wifes underwear..........
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Boy, I hope dad's ok- he might be having a heart attack...:(
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What's that?
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why am I so tired?
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Good job =P
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i suffered more.
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Oh no, Not again!
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never again!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, pullout NOW! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Ok please don't touch me.
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Nothing repeatable. I was cursing the fact that I cant find what I want online. It was very unladylike
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"Don't forget to set the clocks back one hour".
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rrggh, bollocks! (I had dropped the sugar all over the floor)
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