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Judging by the state of some mens shorts not in a million years. Can I eat my own? (oh, I forgot, I'm not wearing any officer)
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no, the best way to beat a breathalyzer test is not to drink and drive. Taking a taxi is cheap in comparsion. Is this where the expression "take it in the shorts" came from?
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shemarq i have never been that drunk before --> if i am ever "that" drunk kick my a$$ and don't think twice !! +5 fm ♥
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lol desperate times call for desperate measures.
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It gives a whole new meaning to Homer Simpson's expression "eat my shorts".
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I have given many suspected drunk drivers this test, but nothing like this. I only hope his drawers were clean.
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Is he really only eighteen? he looks about twice that age.....I think if you catch someone trying to eat their own underwear you don't really need to go through the breathalising process, it's pretty safe to say he's pissed.....I never need to try and beat the test as I don't drive if I'm drinking, but I can't imagine there ever being a time in my life, drunk or sober, where I encounter a situation where the answer is "I know, I'll eat my own underwear".
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