What are some other ways of saying someone is "not all there"? I like 2 tacos short of a combo plate. Have fun! Be humorous!
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A couple of beers short of a six pack.
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A few bricks shy of a load. :-D
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The light is on but no one is home.? Off his/her trolley? Barking mad.(clinical definition) Three sandwiches short of a picnic? Mad as a hatter.(they used mercury which made them mad) Batty. Bonkers crackers. batshit. Your kangaroos are loose in the top paddock. Not playing with a full deck. Round the twist. screwy. screw loose. Barmy. Cuckoo. Crackers. Bananas.
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hauling post holes as swift as the mountain a real inDUHvidual as dumb as an ox, oops, I mean as smart as an ox !!! blissfully unencumbered with the burdens of intelligence
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Not the brightest light bulb on the block. 1 quart low
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Not the full shilling? A shilling short of a pound,? Of his trolly ?
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Long on drywall, short on studs. (Dad was a carpenter) Half a bubble off. (Again, Dad was a carpenter) He's in for the long haul on a short bus. His IQ is change for a twenty. If you looked inside his head, his brain would look like a BB rolling down a four lane highway. A few strokes short of an orgasm. Three ribs shy of a BBQ. A few french fries short of a Happy Meal. All foam, no beer. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. One plate shy of a full setting. His shoes say TGIF (Toes go in first). The lights are on, but nobody's home. The cheese slid off his cracker. An Oreo with no filling. He's all brain stem. A box of Crackerjack with no prize. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Couldn't eat pickles cause he can't get his head in the jar. Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he was locked inside. Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. Two cookies short of a dozen. :):):)
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Not playing with the full deck. As thick as two short planks. As thick as pig shit. Space cadet. He's got a head full of mince. A real section's ass.
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Not rowing with both oars in the water. About as sharp as a pile of wet leather. Not firing on all cylinders. His/her head gasket is leaking. He/she is driving on four flat tires. Couldn't find his ass with a flashlight and a map. I am certain all others have been mentioned and, most likely, these have as well.
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