Each morning I wake up________(Fill the blank)
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MegaKamster
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and hit the snooze button again, then again, and still don't wanna get up.
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Then go back to sleep :0
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and wish I didn't have to!
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I go back to sleep until 4 pm
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and wonder if I should call in sick.
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hear binky and oops asking for breakfast :-) +5
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...and think that its a wonderful way to start the day.
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with a new plan to rule the world
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I saw my cat playing video games.
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and go pee.
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"Before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer for you"...hugs...
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the rooster.
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with morning wood
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roll over and go back to sleep
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I look at my wife.
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...so far.
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and smell the roses.
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Alone....unless you count my dogs.
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masterbating!
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... thankful to see one more day! : )
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alive
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with a different girl
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far too early......but usually horny +5
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happy that I can go back to sleep for a while
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tired.
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I notice my blanket or pillow is off my crotch revealing my unfabulous morningwood :)
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smiling and excited to enjoy another day.
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i wash my teeths and see them glowing :)
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To the sound of my boyfriend snoring and the dog hogging the bed!
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Thankful that I have been given one more day in which to enjoy the life that has been given me.
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relieved!
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And thank God for another day.
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in a field covered in blood and wearing a diaper.
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roll over and go back to sleep...then finally get out of bed and pee
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Next to my lovely lady.
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Still a little bit drnk from last night.
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With her in my arms.
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and feed my cats. +5
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Grumpy, because he has to get ready for work
MrJosh 
Thriftymaid 
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