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by GBPackersfan on March 19th, 2007

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If you could use any household item as a weapon, what would it be

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  • by MewseJuice on March 19th, 2007

    MewseJuice

    A toilet brush sword and a toilet seat shield.

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  • by Chosun One on March 19th, 2007

    Chosun One

    Any spray can and a lighter.

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  • by Anonymous on August 5th, 2007

    Anonymous

    My RAZOR sharp large Henckels chef's knife. It's truly "Shaving Sharp" , and could be used very effectively as a weapon in a defense situation.

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  • by bigdefense02 on August 5th, 2007

    bigdefense02

    I don't know about everyone else, but one of my household items is the gun behind the door.

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  • by rockme on March 19th, 2007

    rockme

    that's easy, a butter knife... o_o

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  • by -Ben 10- on March 19th, 2007

    -Ben 10-

    Mostly I will use the knife as a weapon.

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  • by .Honey. on March 19th, 2007

    .Honey.

    well, i the only thing that i think would work is, presuming the intruder is a man, i would use my naked breast's to lure him outside, then run for my life to the nearest help i could find. I'm not a very good fighter, so i am choosing my next most power as a woman, haha.....although im not really sure if it would work, but it sounds like a good plan........

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  • by koldkanuck on December 30th, 2007

    koldkanuck

    my nasty mother in law!

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  • by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on August 5th, 2007

    Sheriff Raff -Answerhag

    a can of Raid would work nicely.. give me enough time to run away

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  • by GingerL on August 5th, 2007

    GingerL

    There are a few things listed here that I would go to first, IF for some reason, I couldn't get to a gun. That's quite unlikely, however.

    Since no one has mentioned these two though, I'll add a couple of very effective ones to the list.

    Never underestimate the power of a well-thrown soup can. I used one very effectively to defend myself one night while working third shift in a gas station. Aim for the head.

    Another good option is carb or brake parts cleaner. Without a lighter, simply use it like you would use mace. Aim for the eyes.

    Anything can be a weapon if the situation calls for it.
    I prefer things that allow me to defend myself from some distance, the closer a "bad guy" gets, the more likely I am to be over-powered.

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  • by thekingcobra63 on August 5th, 2007

    thekingcobra63

    The good old claw hammer. Or an axe handle if you got one.

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  • by giveiturall on August 5th, 2007

    giveiturall

    baseball bat, nice reach, many options.

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  • by DRLAURAHATER on August 5th, 2007

    DRLAURAHATER

    The first item I could get my hand on which would be a sharp knife.

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  • by Keysha on August 5th, 2007

    Keysha

    Wasp and hornet spray.

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  • by Magenta on August 5th, 2007

    Magenta

    A can of bug spray.

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  • by donovan reynolds. on August 5th, 2007

    donovan reynolds.

    Extension cord.

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  • by LadyLuck on August 5th, 2007

    LadyLuck

    I'm not going to say knife, too obvious.

    No one likes getting hit with things from the bathroom (no matter how clean it is) so I'm going with the toilet brush.

    And, this picture frame my mom gave me not too long ago. Very light with sharp corners. Deadly.

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  • by James Laughs Alot on August 5th, 2007

    James Laughs Alot

    Kitchen knife or boiling hot water from the kettle/tea pot

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  • by Jade on March 19th, 2007

    Jade

    aside from the obvious (kitchen utensils)...Drano

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  • by Miss. Tandra on March 19th, 2007

    Miss. Tandra

    silverware.... veryy deadly! lol :)

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  • by AAJ on March 19th, 2007

    AAJ

    use the a iron like brass knuckles

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  • by jessikins on March 19th, 2007

    jessikins

    electric carving knife

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  • by .avallach on September 19th, 2008

    .avallach

    Depends on what the other guy has...but I'm partial to the classic baseball bat.

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  • by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on March 22nd, 2008

    Cowboy-Matter of Fact

    .44 Calibur handgun,and yes, it is a household item. Do you feel lucky?

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  • by Punny on August 6th, 2007

    Punny

    My meatloaf....

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  • by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on August 5th, 2007

    8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009

    My cat.

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  • by amInes on August 5th, 2007

    amInes

    my hockey stick and broken skateboard deck under my cupboard,,actually i'm prefer the unclean toilet brush

    cause that really scary man,,,

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  • by Mrs.Dufresne on August 5th, 2007

    Mrs.Dufresne

    My rolling pin or my broom. Whack! lol!

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  • by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on August 5th, 2007

    Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin

    The AR-15 in the front closet or the Abrahms tank in the garage.

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  • by Anonymous on August 5th, 2007

    Anonymous

    gosh i really hope all these people like me - it's gettin kinda scary around this place !!

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  • by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on September 19th, 2008

    POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT

    Manstopper 357 Mag

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  • by Will on September 19th, 2008

    Will

    .45 cal.

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  • by Wolflover1 on September 19th, 2008

    Wolflover1

    Make peace and talk it over before the fight. If that doesnt work, i got the power of my cat,legs,and elbows

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  • by BOOZE HOUND... nothing is nonsence on September 19th, 2008

    BOOZE HOUND... nothing is nonsence

    a rocket launcher

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  • by lADY DASH on September 19th, 2008

    lADY DASH

    i wouldn't use a weapon i would just fist fight

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  • by THE TRAVEL SLUT on September 19th, 2008

    THE TRAVEL SLUT

    My mind..fight smarter, not harder.

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  • by Dr. Scientist on July 28th, 2008

    Dr. Scientist

    I would use the CRT of my TV. Assuming it was still energized, I would have kV's of potential energy with which to shock someone. Even if it wasn't energized, it would still be like hitting someone with a beer bottle, only with toxic gases inside.

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  • by Bramblepath on June 11th, 2008

    Bramblepath

    A motherboard as a shield and a computer mouse as a whip!

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  • by Meleggles on April 22nd, 2008

    Meleggles

    I think a chefs knife would be pretty intimidating.

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  • by Taxigringo on March 22nd, 2008

    Taxigringo

    It would depend on what I am fighting. If it is an ant I would use something different that if it was an aunt.

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  • by Moriarty on March 19th, 2008

    Moriarty

    Not sure, but I reckon I could flatten someone with a steam iron.

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  • by Grandma Roses - my avatar is my real dog on February 15th, 2008

    Grandma Roses - my avatar is my real dog

    I might chase an intruder with my snowblower. Not quite 'Fargo' but close.

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  • by Audiotron on February 15th, 2008

    Audiotron

    Broomstick. I have a thick deck scrubber with a thick stick on it, that is the perfect size for use as a quarterstaff.

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  • by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on February 15th, 2008

    Highlander is semi-retired from AB

    That would depend upon the circumstances and the time I had. I could make a reasonable explosive with what I could find in most houses.

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  • by Auntie Em on February 15th, 2008

    Auntie Em

    Cheese grater. They would rue the day they came into my home.

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  • by Johnnyonthespot on February 15th, 2008

    Johnnyonthespot

    My toilet wand.
    It has poision +3.

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  • by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on August 6th, 2007

    Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience

    It would be a toss up between my Chinese chopping knife, my nun chucks and my wifes cooking. The last being the most deadly.

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  • by Da Azian Boi on August 5th, 2007

    Da Azian Boi

    A knife or a candlestick. I have a large wooden oone that would definitely hurt.

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  • by Castrate on August 5th, 2007

    Castrate

    Probably the mini crossbow in my closet.

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  • by KevinW42 on August 5th, 2007

    KevinW42

    Well I have a can of wasp and hornet spray that shoots about 20'. Along with a lighter this could be a pretty good weapon.

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