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mikol
ANSWERS: 14
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bye!
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A good kiss/handshake.
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"Well, I've gotta go now. My house is on fire, and I should really do something about it..."
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By dying.... no need to listen to anyones babble after that
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Goodbye. It was nice meeting you. I hope we meet again sometime!
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'whats your favorite color....person?'- demetri martin (he's really funny i think)
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"Well, it's been great talking to you." then you have options... "But I have to get going" (or other excuse) or "we should talk again sometime" or bring up something from the convo like "I really need that soda bread recipe." or "Make sure to give me that murder by peanut certificate." and then after they respond say. "Bye!" usually with some other gesture hug/kiss/handshake and "see you later"-type salutation.
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excuse me. I'd love to keep talking but I am expected at....
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"Well, it's been nice talking to you. Have a good one." Couple this with a smile and you're golden.
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I just say have yourself a great day --
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"Well, I've gotta take a dump." Even if they expect you to come back after that, they wouldn't want you to, especially if you're one of those people who feels the need to describe your bathroom experiences to everyone. Here's a good one: "I've gotta go! My crotch hair is catching fire!" It's very powerful, and it's hard to respond to.
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Unfortunately I have to go, but it was great talking with you.
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Fart with great gusto for emphasis. Definitely a show stopper.
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Bye, I gotta go win the presidential election now
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