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I would call up my friend Singwell to help me. ;-)
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Sounds like a Trotsy question. I would hit the Badger with a rock, or a jar filled with spicey dijon mustard, if one were not available.
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run away. fast.
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I get a snake of course.
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I would first build a wall of pine cones and strawberry cake frosting to hide behind. I'd lure the badger towards me with spicy dijon mustard (I've heard badgers love the stuff), then trap him in the paper bag. (I'd, of course, release him later, in the woods far away -- or have someone else do it, since he's intent on killing me.)
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punch it in the face and rip it's head off then i'd eat the strawberries and cake frosting while roasting the pine cones in the bag.
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Wow - I see the med's are not working for you, report to the psych ward in the morning for shock treatment
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