What would you do if someone claiming to be the tooth fairy climbed in through your window?
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xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 11
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I would defiantly snatch my phone, run out the front door and down the block, then call the police. Ha ha...
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I'm 6'2" and 190 lbs and work out 3 times a week, if he's not bigger than my size I'll stump his fairy ass all night. I have two young girls, I have no time to ask questions.
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get the shot gun and smack um upside his head and then call the cops. (Better to be safe than robbed) +5
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Politely get my louisville slugger from behind my door and go for teeth.
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I'd ask why she was so cheap.
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I would most likely call the police.
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Before I make any rash decisions or jump to conclusions, I would check and make sure his/her wings were real :-D
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It would depend on whether or not I had left a tooth under my pillow.
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Well, if they were anything over a foot tall, they'd get a douse o' my pepper spray. LOL.
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As Cookie Monster, I'd shoot Tooth Fairy with my Mossberg 500 12-gauge pump shotgun. The hunting season for Home-Invading Tooth Fairies is open year-round, and should not be confused with the Parental Tooth Fairies in homes where there are children who are still losing their baby teeth.
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I would bust out their teeth, put them under my pillow (their teeth), shove them out my window and go to sleep and wait for the REAL tooth fairy to come give me money for "my" teeth! LOL
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