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"Everyone's dying to use us!"
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We've got the dirt on everyone eventually.
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Pushing up daisies.
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"We put the FUN in funeral"
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A New Beginning
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You stab em, we slab em!
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its where the deads comes alive! :P
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WANTED DEAD NOT ALIVE! as apposed to WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!
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Use our parlour? That's the last thing you'll want to do! JamesD ;-)
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i rated u up too (sorry this was meant to be a comment, I keep doing this..dammit!)
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If you need us you don't need this slogan
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"Where stiffs are welcomed!"
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u kill it and we chill it.
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*sorry, duplicate*
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"Our staff will stuff your stiff." (And just up the road is the local brothel, advertising, "Our stuff will stiff your staff." Or was it, "Your stiff will stuff our staff"?) No, it's not original. I read it in a magazine years ago.
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when your organs stop, ours will begin
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when your organs stop, ours will begin
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Your future is safe with us.
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We're a sweet treat before you drop six feet
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No smells we bury in a hurry
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De-sinning process. Entry to heaven guaranteed.
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You stab it and will slab it! / we are the best at town, just ask our clients, their speechless!!
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People are just dying to get in here.
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Here to Heaven
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"Choose us for Everlasting Peace of Mind"
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We will put you in the most comfortable bed for your eternal sleep.
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Welcome : Please come in for an extended visit.
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Here to PLOT your course.
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Bag em and tag em
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