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Nope but it is a sign that you're masturbating way too much.
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I think so and it could be contagious. Do NOT sneeze on anyone or they will get pregnant too.
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if the other one is swollen too , you might have the clap.
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Did you have sex with it?
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More likely advanced tennis elbow
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Try using your other hand for awhile. You are wearing it out. And yes, you are pregnant!
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There is a pill called RU-486, good for inducing abortion, better take it just in case, that's what I usually do.
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Most likely +6
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Yes, plan your baby shower and go register for gifts. I'll wait for the invitation.
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No, but you may need a cesarean section done on that splinter. +5
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Not again Beavis! What did I tell you about using a rubber glove???
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Only if your ass twitches at the SAME time!
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