If you were a serila killer how would you kill your victims? I would handcuff them, sodomize them, appologize, offer them a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich and then when they refused, strangle them while quoting Bible verses. They eat or die!!! LOL
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Self Consuming Cannibal
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I would ram them on a dark road while driving an armored black Chevrolet Bel Air. After ramming them off the road, I would play "Earth Angel" by the Penguins and "Donna" by Richie Valens really loud on a loudspeaker and beat them with a golf club or a croquet mallet... (Disclaimer: I am totally mentally competent/stable, this is the modus operandi of a killer in a short crime story I'm writing)
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your sandwich woudl suffice to do the job. LOL.
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dude you are fraking crazy,, I dont think killing some one would be my style,,,
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I would be a true cereal killer, and force them to eat shredded wheat until they begged for mercy.
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I would tie them to a chair and walk back and forth clicking my heels while yelling at them to "sign the papers!" in a thick German accent. Once the papers were signed I would hook them up to the euthanasia machine they just gave me permission to hook them up to. I think I watch too many WW2 movies and I don't want to get into trouble for killing someone... LOL
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You are one sick SOB!
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I would tape their mouth shut chainsaw the fuck out of them write a letter to their parents and say in the letter this is is what happen to people who pisses me off LOL
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I'm not a serial killer so I won't have victims.............................................................................................................BUT if I were to become mentally unstable I would tie them to a chair with a large HD t.v in front of them and show them the High School Musical 1,2, and 3, Camp Rock and the Hannah Montana films on repeat for days until they finally decided to take the cardiac arrest inducing tablet that was infront of them.....then I would send a long letter to disney.
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If you are over 12 years old I will give you all my points.
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