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ANSWERS: 74
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Tell her about the shrinkage!
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"delores!!!!!!!"
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Are you still master of your domain?
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"Are you master of your own domain?"
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Heeeeeelllllllllloooooooooo (when answering the phone) cracks me up!
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no soup for you!
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no soup for you
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"...not that there's anything wrong with that."
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"If you named a kid Rasputin, do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?"
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Helllloooooooo! It's the one where Jerry is dating a woman whose stomach 'talks' to him when they are in bed at night. During the day he goes around saying "Hellllooooooo", like he imagines it talking to him. When she gives him an ultimatum to stop, he chooses the voice.
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Kramer refering to his face and teeth after smoking a ton! "...look away...I am hedious!" Or something like that.....LOL
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"But I don't want to be a pirate!"
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Helloooo...Newman.
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After someone tells Elaine that she has a big head she says in the diner: "I'm like a walkin' candy apple".
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'No soup for you!' I loved that episode.
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George describing his encounter with a whale in "The Marine Biologist." "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." YOu must see the expression on George's face in order to appreciate the line.
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what about non-fans? i hate that show
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"No soup for you!" and "They're real, and they're spectacular."
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"World's are COLLIDING!!" When George's Fiance was hanging with "the gang" (Relationship George!! LOL)
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"Look to the cookie!"
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"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
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Jerry's girlfriend: I thought you were happy-go-lucky. Jerry: No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky.
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no soup for you at the restaurant
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Giddyup!
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Jerry: "What could she have"? Kramer: "FUNGUS!" Jerry: "Exactly!"
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Soup Nazi
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These pretzels are making me thirsty, and No soup for you, one year!
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Master of his domain episode, when Kramer comes in: "I'm out!" lmao.
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On the phone: "Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?" Jerry: "Yes." and hangs up.
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"No soup for YOU"
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"one year...you come back"! (Soup Nazi to Elaine)
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shes got man hands
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Jerry: "Anti-Fungal Cream! I mean....... What could she have?" Kramer "FUNGUS!" Jerry: "EXACTLY!" :)
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"Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.' "
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Kramer," I'm the assman!"
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" when George says it very angrily.
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not that there's anything wrong with that!
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George pulls a golf ball out of his jacket, Kramer says," Is that a titleist?" George nods and Kramer says," A hole in one, huh?"
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There are so many but I really love the episode where George and Jerry are trying to sell their show to NBC and George says something like, "Who's gonna watch a show about four people who sit around and whine about their relationships?" That kills me.
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NO SOUP FOR YOU! and the way kramer says "Done"
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" a little respect my friend for i am costanza! lord of the idiots!" and many many many more!
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George: "I can't believe you're moving to California"! Kramer, pointing to his head: "OH YEAH! Up here I've already gone!"
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I'm out there, Jerry! And I'm LOVIN' every minute of it!!! - Kramer when he wasnt wearing undies. (Elaine wearing the urban sombrero, smoking a cigar at Peterman's desk on the phone with Jerry talking about the catalog) "Its a Peach!" (muffled by cigar) Jerry says, "say what?" "I say, its a PEACH!" (as she puts her feet up and puffs away!) Hilarious!!
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1. and you might wanna do something w/that hair 2. it was more like a full body dry heave, set to music 3. you're pushing it little man 3. it's like she's carrying invisible luggage 4.what about the panting, the breathing, the moaning? FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE! 5. Believe it or not, George isn't @ home, so leave a message at the beep 6. broccoli? you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate there's just way too many
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SERENITY NOW! George is gettin ANGRY!!!
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Newman!
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the seas were angry that day, my friend, it was like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli
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"It's time to see the baby" and "Yadda, yadda, yadda, I had the lobster bisque." Of course, I could name at least a hundred of them!
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"But I don't WANT to be a ______!" This line was repeated at least 3 times that I can think of throughout the run of the show. Pirate, cowboy, Switzerland... etc.
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My Wallet's gone!
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Just because it applies to my life.. "Serenity now!!!"
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You can't yadda yadda sex!
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thought of another.. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
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"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum." ROFL!!!
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In the "shrinkage" episode, when Seinfeld said, "Like a frightened turtle!" Also, when Seinfeld said, "I'm watching my height."
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these pretzels are making me thirsty!!!
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"Delores"
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Are you still master of your domain
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"I was in the pool!"
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kramer "your perfect all you need is a nose job." audrey dating george but her nose is to big.. Classic.. Fox700
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I can't believe no one has mentioned Elaine's re-telling about her date: "...and one thing led to another and yada yada yada..." "you can't just yada yada yada about that part."
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JERRY: "Hello?" TELEMARKETER: "Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service?" JERRY: "Oh, gee. I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number, and I'll call you later." TELEMARKETER: "Uhhh. I'm sorry. We're not allowed to do that." JERRY: "Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home." TELEMARKETER: "No." JERRY: "Now you know how I feel."
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Kramer: "So jump already."
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"well, I am not the one going to Hell."
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not that it matters!
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you're not sponge worthy
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Yada Yada Yada. My wife & I use it all the time.
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Here's my submission....
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These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
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The sea was angry that day my friends, Like an old man trying to return soup at a Deli. (George pretending to be a Marine Biologist)
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You can't break up with me I Have Hand. Good you're gonna need it. I hate anyone who ever had a pony.....next day Manya Died... bOOKMAN SAYS "Have you ever had anybody die in your arms..? well did you big shot? I have." Gerry pays for the tropic of capricorn. "That's one angry monkey" Next scene under a tarp a homeless amn says..."Can't stand ya." My favorite monologue is the moil but who could memorize that piece. That guy was a genius.
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Hey the assman's in town! You got that straight!!
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"Oh the humanity!" - Newman
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Yada, yada, yada
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