If pigs could fly...wouldn't that be awesome!
by 
buzz123456
ANSWERS: 33
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I guess it would have some amusement factor at the beginning, but I'd wear more hats.
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would be...
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Until one flew into your windshield while driving.........
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I don't know. Why don't you look at the cover of Pink Floyd's "Animals" album.
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really awesome, when it rains pigs shit. lol.
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Bird doody is hard enough to get off the car, I can imagine what a pig could do.
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and if cows followed suit....what a mess. LOLOL
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It would be actually. And if we could fly around on pigs' backs, then that would be even better!
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Hmm... Do you think it'd be awesome if they sh*t on your head like a pigeon?
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I thought they did fly,here's the proof.
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The umbrella makers would soon become the pinnacle of society.
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Birdie, Birdie in the sky, Let a turdie in my eye, I'm not sad, I'm just glad that Cows (or pigs for that matter) Don't Fly.
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For about half an hour.
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Yes! I love piggies!
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Until one got stuck in the chimney.
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There would be terrible side effects. Think of all the: --women who said they'd only date loser guys --bosses that would give raises --promises that would only be kept If pigs could fly. You are messing with the very foundations of society here. Be careful for what you wish...:-D... . . .
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They already fly. A fat person in a plane
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Then my house and car would be covered in pig shit.
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Not if they crapped when they flew like birds do!!! lol imagine THAT
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Would be even more awsome if they had blue spots on them too!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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It would end life as we know it. "When pigs fly" means an idiomatic way of saying that something will never happen. When improbable things start happening then we might have world peace, no global warming/cooling/methane farts or jaywalking.
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it would mean my boss was on a plane
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I would have a new form of aerial transport
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They would be some cool pork.
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would I have to pick feathers off my bacon?
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It would just be crazy the sky is made for birds! not piggys! lol :)
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well not really - the weight of a pig it would hardly be a foot off the ground - and if they could actually fly they'd be loads of poo everywhere - not a pretty site - although - If penguins could fly... how ausome would that be? eh!
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Not for pig farmers. Every pig barn would have to be redesigned. Also, its nice to have a bird sitting outside your window, making noises when you wake up in the morning. Do you really want a pig looking in your window?
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They do...out of the oven and onto my plate!
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No. Bacon lovers would be shooting them out of the sky.
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I bet pig wings would be tasty.
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Reminds me of something I heard when I was a kid; Birdie, birdie in the sky Why did you do that in my eye? I won't shout, I won't cry I'm just glad that cows (insert pigs) don't fly.
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I seen flying pigs at a Pink Floyd concert. The pigs were not the only things flying :)
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