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by -Icy- on July 30th, 2009
got a sharp knife and a penchant for pain ?
by LarryH54 on July 30th, 2009
Chop off a body part?
There is no miracle weight loss cure that works that quickly.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 30th, 2009
Purchase a broken scale.
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on July 30th, 2009
G'day xjimmyloudx,
Thank you for your question.
Short answer is that you can't.
Regards
by .avallach on July 30th, 2009
Chop off your arm.
by pouncey on July 30th, 2009
cut off you limbs.
by kkotake on July 31st, 2009
A pound of crystal meth and 5 porn stars.
by Talimze on July 31st, 2009
Remove some of your excess fat with an edged tool.
by philosopher-saint on July 31st, 2009
Amputate a leg?
;-)
by Freethinker1216 on July 30th, 2009
In my case I will remove my balls :)
by Roger Kovaciny on July 30th, 2009
Have a baby. Oops, the last answerer was female and I didn't notice you were male. Oh, well--I've lost 25 pounds, but it took 50 days, and I'm very happy with that. If I can keep it off. But no diet does any good unless you can stick with it for the rest of your life.
by Timjon on July 30th, 2009
About as easy as you can gain 37 pounds overnight.
by HoboJoe on July 30th, 2009
If I cut off my pee pee. Just kidding. In my dreams.
by erin on July 30th, 2009
Lypo that's all I got!!
by TAPriceCTR s son is wearing his COAT on November 19th, 2009
after losing 300 lbs you go to the surgeon and have 37 lbs of skin removed for free by donating it to burn victims. I had a coworker who did that.
by Irisibis on July 31st, 2009
Give me your wallet and I'll take 37 pounds off you :-)
Magic?
Liposuction??
by nzguy.. on July 31st, 2009
That's very easy.
Either get your self mugged or eat a few pounds of raw chicken.
The food poisoning will then give you the trots and you'll blow out a few pounds in the DUNGY!
grin..
by Desiderata on July 30th, 2009
Amputation? or get rid of a ton of gall bladder and kidney stones?
by Hyperion is back in China on July 30th, 2009
+4 Cut your head off.
by mike church on July 30th, 2009
um magic
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on July 30th, 2009
have the mother of all bowel movement, poop out a Ford F-150 and you will be good to go.
by fantasy child on July 30th, 2009
I don't think you can, if you do let others know, you could be rich over night
by HeavySkinz on November 12th, 2009
Give birth to 8 babies.
by Mike81069 on November 19th, 2009
You can't
by Mastodon on November 12th, 2009
Contract a liver disease
by fred flintstone on November 12th, 2009
1. Buy some lottery tickets (in the UK)
2. Travel to Venus or Mars (depending how much you curently weigh) at light speed
3. Amputate something
4. If you are really huge, a long session of liposuction might do it.
Please let us know which one you choose and how you get on.
by liamaaaaaaaaa on November 12th, 2009
pray for a bloody miracle
by LANGIE on November 19th, 2009
in England pounds is money so you could take me out for the evening bet i would end up owing you a few pounds
by Carl_07 on November 19th, 2009
Try a Bariatric surgeon that operates on your body, not on your mind, so if you have failed to lose weight with conventional dietary methods, then the Bariatric Surgery will help you with your goal.
by jacinthemilton on December 1st, 2009
That's really impossible!
by mweaver on December 1st, 2009
Give birth to triplets.
by strange1 still in pb on December 1st, 2009
amputate!
by Pumpkin Etoile on November 19th, 2009
Only with surgery.
by lovestocook on November 19th, 2009
You can't.
by Anonymous on November 19th, 2009
use a sharp knive and cut off the fat on your belly lol
Can a man use smartburn?
by Answerbag Staff on July 11th, 2010
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I am on a 1200 calorie diet. Would it be healthy to expend 1000 calories a day?
by anonon on January 26th, 2012
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When did the 360 degree program commence?
by Answerbag Staff on July 6th, 2010
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Is Rimonabant available in Canada?
by Answerbag Staff on July 2nd, 2010
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If you add more protein to your diet (but keep your calorie count the same) will you gain weight?
by Rupunzel on February 3rd, 2012
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Comments
That's 'penchant'.
by LarryH54 on July 30th, 2009
but you knew my meaning your point ?
by -Icy- on July 30th, 2009
wait no it is your penance never mind
by -Icy- on July 30th, 2009
I suppose both are appropriate, at least if you're Catholic...
by LarryH54 on July 30th, 2009
i am not..............but hey all is cool we are on ab how can you go wrong ?
by -Icy- on July 30th, 2009
+6
by alwayscurious on July 31st, 2009
That is what I was gonna say, cut off your legs and you might be able to do it.
by schmee2369 on November 12th, 2009
lol !
by -Icy- on November 12th, 2009