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Cash in on it!
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Look down my pants.
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Find a NBA scout .
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bump my head on the ceiling and then go make fun of my brother-in-law who stands at 7ft tall for being short! :)
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Buy new clothes!!
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Change all the street light bulbs without a ladder...+ 5
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I'd want to walk on stilts
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Find the Voo Doo Mistress and have her change me back....my feet are big enough already.....
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Paint my bathroom ceiling. Ceilings are high in my house. Even standing on a ladder with two of the ladder (A shaped ladder) legs in the tub, I can't reach the farthest corners.
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G'day Wanbli, Thank you for your question. If I was younger, I'd speak to the NBA. However, I would speak to an agent to see what deals I could reach. After all, I'd need everything from a new set of clothes to new housing. I would need to stoop. Hopefully, the rest of my body would increase in proportion. Regards
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Call the Guinness Book of World Records people and then hire a good sports agent!
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Switch all the signs on the roads and streets so people will drive all the city Looking for their house. Then Play double partner basketball and earn all the cash that I can. Then get a Machete and dress up as Jason Vorhee and do FRIDAY THE 13TH Until I Get caught and sent to prison and Finally Kick, Knock all the Inmates Around like Torn RagDolls.
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Try to find "Big Foot", they might think I'm one of them.
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Clean out my rain gutters without a ladder. Chase the bullies in the schoolyard. Stop traffic so little old ladies can cross the street in safety. Fill all my bird feeders without standing on tippy-toes. Lean over the hood and stare at drivers who wait until the very last second to stop at pedestrian crossings.
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Have a panic attack and then figure out how i can explain this to my wife
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Find my enemies. All my enemies.
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Look up to the heavens and say "Now, why did You go and do THAT for! GEEZ!" +5
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