What are some signs that you need to take a shower?
by 
gtravels loves her life penguin
ANSWERS: 14
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I don't wait for signs. I take one everyday. :D +5
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Friends stand upwind of you and your pet dog puts it's paws over it's nose....
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People start passing out as you walk past them. Flowers begin to die. Babies will cry. Your friends will turn red trying to hold their breath.
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You start to have an "aura" ... everyone knows where you've been without ever having seen you.
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Even on the other end of the phone people throw subtle hints at you to shower!
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When you have come up with pet names for your flies.............
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If I throw my knickers on the wall and they stick there, that means it's prolly about time I jump in the shower ha ha.
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If this happens to you, you need a shower.
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When flies avoid you because of the smell, that's a pretty clear sign it might be time for a shower.
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UMMM flys, stench, dirt spots, stench, people stay away from you, stench, the flys that where around you die, u doog runs from you,stench, hair is crazy, and many more.. did i mention stench?
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...mushrooms sprouting from various parts of one's body ...clouds of dust form--when one does any strenous activity ...when one's CAT begins to BARK--or one's DOG begins to MEOW
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Your dog insists on rolling on you.
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A creature pees on your shoes? (I saw that on a movie once, after a group of men had to trek through some sewers.
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When you notice mushrooms growing under your breasts.
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