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Volt
ANSWERS: 100
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For deviant behavior behind peoples backs
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For being so "Gangsta"-lol
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Shhh! They might use it against me...
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Computer Crimes or GBH and the like.
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Music downloads?...The Meth Lab in my basemant?....The girl chained in my closet?...All the explosives under my bed?... really not sure ;)
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My thoughts about Bush.
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the underage stuf the violence the bloodshed and death i cant pick just one
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I swear I only did it for the money!
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I Have over 2000 illegally downloaded, DRM-free, Music downloads on my computer. So Yes...they could be.
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because the local police can't find me.
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I asked them for a job :)
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I tore the tag off my mattress.
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I'll say it and I will say it proudly. I smoke marijauana every day.
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If the FBI was after me it would probably be for some small crime that would only give me a ticket, but cross state lines before the police find me
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They were mislead maybe...
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How do you know that? Who've you been talking to? Are you a spy? You don't know anything -- they don't know anything. I had nothing to do with anything! Is this site monitored? Great, now I have to change my avatar...
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because you are a terrorist...
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They wouldn't be "after me." Since I work for the government, and have had my security clearance and fingerprints and know everything about me (and everyone I know!) - if they want me, they know exactly where to find me.
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They copied my file from ASIO (Australia)..it was all those seditious frontlawn University Christian outreaches in the 70s...undermining society....lol
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For no reason. I don't remember of commiting a crime or something serious.
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the feds are after everyone,that's their job.
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because im the most powerful rebel they can concieve but not catch.
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cuz they whant to get what i know they wont have it nooooooooooonooooooooooooonoooooooo i stole the cheese i kill lincone 23 23 23 23 22+1=23 ahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh
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Government Conspiracy!
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If I was in front of them they would be after me.
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This is just not a question that I feel comfortable answering and putting out there. Sorry.
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Cause I had half-drunken mercy sex with them back in our crazy youth and they OBVIOUSLY thought it meant more than it did EVEN though we talked about it BEFORE hand but they STILL, "caught FEELINGS" and NOW they just won't MOVE ON! Other than that, I have no idea why they would.
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Because of this post: 9/11 Osama Bin Laden New York City Bomb Fertilizer Gasoline Uranium Iran Kill George Bush Allah Afghanistan Golden Gate Bridge Pentagon White house Death to Infidels
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Because I know the secret password to hack into Coke-A-Cola machines and pilfer sodas from it all the time because I am way too stingy to just caugh up a dollar. :]
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They're not...are they????
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Yopu can't prove it. Nobody saw me do it. It wasn't me! I'm innocent I tell you! Innoecent!
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I've run $ through the color copier....
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if i told u, id have to kill u
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For putting the lime in the coconut and shaking it all up!
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They need me to save the world. . . again.
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Because...i'm 12....and you aren't suposed to be on AB before 13, i'm sorry everyone T_T
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i can't tell you that! oh crap, here they come! bye!
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because of the dead poeple in my backyard and in my cellar and attic.
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Can't say... umm, won't say.
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Grand Theft Auto came to life and i was the main charter
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i answered a question which had FBI on it
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I know who shot J.F.K and they want to hush me up!
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Aw crap - they've found me AGAIN???
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Because they think I am a villain but I am not I am Spider Man your neighborhood hero
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Killing pedophiles
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Unpaid taxes! I NEVER open my mail so I didn't know that I owed the state money. I kept getting these letters, I decided to open one and found out that the warrant out for my arrest was no longer active since the took my taxes from last year to pay the back taxes.
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Because I escaped from the experimental lab.
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They'd be after me because I'm the biggest Archie fan in the whole entire world and their not.
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Because I had a neighbor that was an agent back in the 1960's through the early 1980's. They might want me to give information about his post-FBI life.
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Never mind FBI what about IRS..?
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Actually, they are after the Trolls. Trolls tend to disappear after I have been around. The FBI has taken notice of this, and would "just like to ask me a few questions".
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They might need me as a consultant to profile crooks who steal lawn ornaments in Iowa. (pink flamingos, gnomes, etc)
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Because my Mom likes to talk on the phone about politics and she is the female re-incarnation of Abbie Hoffman. I'm sure she uses every "Red-Flag" word on the Gov't phone watchlist at least 5 times a conversation:-)
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No problem ,i would offer them my super brain for investigation purpose.
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In the uk you dont mess with customs and excise or the vat man
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HA HA You're not tricking me into confessing. This is a sting operation, I know it !!
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Because I'm smart, hardworking, and honest, and they need me.
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Damn neighbors... I got this HUGE Amp, and i took my uncle's old electric gutar, i plugged it in. He warned me that it could be heard five to ten blocks away, clear as a bell. Before you know it, i see about ten neighbors pounding on my door, and more looking out their front doors saying, "WTF was that?" for the people in the cars on the freeway next to my resedential place... I don't wanna know... Maybe that explains the car crash that happened three seconds later...
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Lent hannibal lector my passport.
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Because my surname starts with a "B". It's the same reason why I'm after Aaron Adamson.
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I shot Kennedy.
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Umm... because I was messing around with something I thought looked neat and ended up being apart of some top secret investigation. LOL!
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I have stolen over 1500 garden gnomes and took them across state lines.
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I forgot to call Mom yesterday.
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Because you're paranoid.... It's time to "fluff your pillow" and go to sleep. LOL!
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The "Female Body Inspector" I don't know
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i know all their secrets...
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mabey because of the dead body they found in my basement
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it would be something like off the simpsons when they go to their house and Marge answers the door and thinks they are there cause she accidently took a pen from the bak or something, i imagine thats the only reason,.... i always take pens from my work...shame!
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There are plenty of Americans they have to charge first before they start looking abroad.
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For giving other people personal info?
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Killing somebody or in a crime? Don't really know!lol
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um, um, no comment
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public nudity.
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they quit watching my neighbors house and went after me. well actuall they dont know for certain but while hes out plowing his feild some black unmarked cars park and just watch him.
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Because the first letter of my name is before "F" in the alphabet.
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It's just a cross agency cover up to mislead my enemies. I'm really a double agent for the CIA, infiltrating a terrorist group of musicians trying to brainwash the youth of today. Shhhh....
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About 12 years ago I flashed Barbara Bush and I think I still have a crush on her.
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The governments goal is to have something against everyone sooner rather than later. From there you can pick your own reason.
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because, one time, at band camp...
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I'll never tell.
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Well, this one time, at band camp, I released all the animals from the zoo and rode on an elephant naked... right over the President's car!
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I hacked into the database, stole top secret info+data i used against them to steal billions of dollars, and i stole the bosses donut the other day too...
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THEY WANT TO CONGRADULATE ME ON STICKING ALL THAT C-4 UP BIN LADINS ASS, BLOWING IN TO KINGDOM COME
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Because they've re-opened my file in the ongoing investigation of my former boss and have now decided to call me to testify against him. And I'm not joking!
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i don't have time to tell you. i'm on the run!
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Probably for something my ex-husband did. He was ALWAYS getting into mischief. ;o)
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hey....how did you know?
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I'm Most Wanted ;)
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I have no clue Never even got a ticket for spitting on the sidewalk
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I would tell you, but then I would have to wipe my hard drive and kill you. =)
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It's a mistake. My name just sounds like a terrorist's. :-(
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who know's they are chasing shadows at the moment so why not innocent people
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More anti-gay establishment persecution.
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They are looking for a new recruit.
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because i used to sell dope.
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Because I learned some lessons the hard way about choosing friends, and at least one of my old associates had a nasty habit of living right on the line between legal and illegal. Only later I found out how illegal some of his stunts were. I really think if he showed up I would turn his little but in.
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I married a Drug Lord.
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I offered them donuts and coffee and called one of them stan smith (the guy from american dad) by mistake
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If I tell you that, I'm afraid I will have to kill you.
Alice 
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