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by niznj on July 23rd, 2009
bring snakes
by Wide Awake @ has closing date woo hoo on July 23rd, 2009
archery or skeet shooting
by azlotto on July 23rd, 2009
Sell crack.
+5
by Tveg on July 23rd, 2009
As a pilot, I always hated it when I walked out of the cockpit to use the lavatory, and someone would hand me their garbage! Don't hand the pilots your garbage - we don't carry trash bags!
by -NUNYA-- on July 23rd, 2009
YELL...I'VE GOT A BOMB IN MY SHOE!! +5
by Shortqueen on July 23rd, 2009
Talk or walk in your sleep.
by dea_ex_machina on July 23rd, 2009
fiddle with your shoe laces!
by Anonymous on July 23rd, 2009
Make any sort of reference to Allah or martyrs.
by R U Sirius on July 23rd, 2009
While in the cockpit say "hey! whats this button for!"
by CaffeineMonkey on July 23rd, 2009
Try to convince people there is something on the wing of the plane.
by Endangered Sea Kitten on July 23rd, 2009
Say hi to your friend Jack in a loud, menacing voice.
by centsless on July 23rd, 2009
Go out for a breath of fresh air.
by Still_Anonymus on July 23rd, 2009
smoke, act really nervous, or try freak out other passengers - no matter how funny it may seem at the time.
by LoyalTubist-CountryClub Life in Mindanao on July 23rd, 2009
Get a root canal.
by Timjon on July 23rd, 2009
scream, unless you have a good reason to.
by Anonymous on July 23rd, 2009
Pole Vaulting
by Kravenhead on July 23rd, 2009
Whittle.
by strange1 still in pb on July 23rd, 2009
open the door
by K10 on July 23rd, 2009
Light up a cigarette.
by Merriment on July 23rd, 2009
Stage a coup d'état.
by - alluseek - on July 23rd, 2009
break the window:)
by Firebrand on July 23rd, 2009
Mention the word Bomb.
Drink too much.
by B-Brown on July 23rd, 2009
Target practice!
by Nasiswand on July 23rd, 2009
http://www.cracked.com/article_17575_p2.html
Go to the bathroom.
by Shanel with an S on July 23rd, 2009
smoke
by That Guy Again on July 23rd, 2009
First fly the aircraft.
Always think ahead of the aircraft.
Situational awareness, keep you head on a pivot and scan for other aircraft.
Do some clearing turns to clear the practice area.
Yank the stick/yoke back to full up elevator while kicking full left rudder. When the world is coming right side up relax the elevator and stop the snap roll with opposite rudder.
Offer a paper bag to any passengers.
by datgyallilnikz on July 23rd, 2009
play with a toy bomb
by Mastodon on July 23rd, 2009
Bring on MUTHAFUK*N' SNAKES!
by lemon_ice on July 23rd, 2009
jack off
by Kizz miazz on July 23rd, 2009
Yell bomb or fire.
by Shatzee coming back? on July 23rd, 2009
dont build a campfire
by Maitix on July 23rd, 2009
Do not masterbate on the plane...
"Counting is not illegal...its frowned upon....like masterbating on an airplane"
"uh I think thats illegal too alan"
by marymel on July 23rd, 2009
try and hijack the plane
by Sid on July 23rd, 2009
Play swingball in the aisle.
by Lucky on July 23rd, 2009
try to enter the cockpit.
by Wynper on July 23rd, 2009
Bring a child? I joke...well sort of.
Circumcision, open heart surgery, bomb building...anything that requires a stead hand and surface really.
by Nemesis on July 23rd, 2009
Have sex with the air hostess :D
by D-BOMB on July 23rd, 2009
fart, do something rude, say you have a explosive device
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on July 23rd, 2009
fart
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by Have A Nice Day on September 4th, 2011
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Have you heard about the E-4B "Doomsday" plane that would carry the President and Joint Chiefs in case of Apocalypse?
by Chicago Lady on June 15th, 2011
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Would you rather fly in an airplane or a helocopter?
by I gave her a wink and a smile on October 13th, 2011
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Why are more modern aircraft including Boeing 747 jumbo aircraft having more controls managed by computer or fly-by-wire? Is it safe?
by NiCkIzBacK on June 8th, 2011
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Has radar technology in commercial aircraft really become more advanced or changed much in technical terms over the last 30 years?
by NiCkIzBacK on June 8th, 2011
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