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  • I said "What would you like for lunch?"
  • I said, "Are you aware that wet birds never fly at night?"
  • Sure...
  • O-o-o-o-o-o-kay, y'all asked for it. With permission again - from a friend's "Spanish Mustang" web page: "Once in America there was a horse; a horse who's unshod hooves would carry the Conquistadors, mountain men and early explorers into the unmapped unknown; a horse that was the Indian's buffalo runner and war pony; a horse that the cavalry and the buffalo soldier would ride into history; a horse that was the Pony Express' namesake "Pony"; a horse that would be used to drive cattle from the open ranges of the southwest to a young and hungry growing America; a horse who's bones most westward highways would be paved over. And finally; a horse the government decided was just too effective to let fall into subversive hands, and so ordered them hunted down and exterminated - whether at the time feral, or in the legal possession of Native American families. This was a horse that made America great - and that America --- forgot!" Just like with veterans, an' minimum-wage workers - th' country i love so much, and am so proud of in other ways, has some real BAD problems with both - MEMORY - and - GRATITUDE - !
  • Sure. Puh-leese, people, give Mr. Obama some time do do what he is trying to do!
  • Never mind
  • LOL... I knew a guy that said that once in a strange situation. Dad owned a store in Lafayette. One night we got a call that they'd been robbed. The guy had come up to the register and asked for cigarettes (kept on a rack above the register). The girl got them for him, and when she looked back, he had a gun pointed at her. He said, "Give me all the money in the register." As she started to bag the money, her boyfriend (who worked there) came up to the register. The guy said, "Get behind the counter with her." He said, very low, "Run that by me one more time?" The guy pulled out his gun again, and said, "Get behind the counter with her." Our guy raised his hands about shoulder height, and did as he was told. She finished bagging the money, and they bad guy said, "Don't try to follow me." He stepped toward the PULL door, and pushed. Our guy was right there (ready to follow him). The bad guy said, "I SAID not to follow me." Our guy said, "You open the door THIS way," opening the door for the guy. The guy ran out, and a few seconds later, our guy ran out following. The bad guy apparently got in a car about a block away, and they took off. I don't remember if our guy got the make and model, but he probably did as best he could (it was dark). I will ALWAYS remember that "Run that by me one more time" followed by having a gun pointed at him.
  • Ookey Dookey, if you inzizt !! LOL :):):)
  • You said you like Sock hops. The 1200.00 dollars are for some fresh socks...........
  • sure we take it slow this time
  • Gawd Mrs. Cleaver. I was standing at. Yair, you're taking the mickey out of me eh?
  • You got to to be kidding me...Okay...but this is the last time. Take a left by the store on maple st, then go straight until you come to that old Diner, take a right there and just keep going to you come to Old man Mcgee's house, and take another right....keep going straight, but watch out for trucks, you'll be on the loging road, so keep going to you past a huge fall down tree on the right side of the road...just after that you'll see the lake. get to the dock, steel a boat then cross the alligator infested waters to the island directly across from the beach. once you get on shore BURN THE BOAT, You wont need it any more. the fire from the boat will signal our people to come find you, once they you'll be okay. YOU GOT THAT THIS TIME Mrs Cleaver!!!!!!!!!
  • As long as you run away... .
  • If I had to do that, I'd know that it was due to my own failure. So, sure, no problem, I'll explain with greater care this time. [But, uh, pay attention this time, will ya?!? :-)] +5
  • Why certainly... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY4-ypMUhls Do You Love Me (Now That I Can Dance?)
  • I SAID, COULD YOU PASS ME THE JELLY PLEASE
  • i said its nice to have you back!! ;);)
  • "Okay" ... THERE'S A TRUCK COMIN .... never mind. Ouch!

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