ANSWERS: 27
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Oooo. A drum set!
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A cap gun or a drum kit :D
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Yeah, I was thinking a drum set too...
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one of those things where you spin the arrow to cow, pull the lever, and it says "The cow says moo! MOOOOOO." Speak and say? something like that. Or you could just go straight for the drum set.
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Electric geeeetar with amp...........screeeeeeech..
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A toy car
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I chew my siblings out for anything noisy that they give my kids :) They give them stuffed animals now.
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My sister and I used to buy the noisiest toys for each others children intentionally. I found my best gift to her was that damn Game "Boggle" That's worse than a drum set.
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any of those talking push button toys after about hearing the same thing 500 times you want to kill the toy.
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Clackers. Anyone remember clackers?
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The good old push popper toy!
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A drum set...+ 5
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That push popper on wheels, with a handle with balls under a clear dome and a plug in the middle that makes the balls pop when it's pushed.
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Drums and a tamberine....Thanks MIL
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Police car with flashing lights, siren and police yelling. Unbelievably it kept working even after being left outside in the rain (on purpose! LoL) for a long time. From memory it had sealed in batteries, so we couldnt take them out or I couldnt find the necessary screwdriver. It would set off at the blink of any eye, and even buried under mattresses and piles of pillows, would still break the silence at night. Hence being tossed outdoors.
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Whistle, mega-phone, any key board, Mr. Microphone or a Karaokee machine
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Unbroken Family Rule Passed On For Generations: NO NOISY KID GIFTS TO BE PLAYED WITHIN THE HOUSE! PLEASE GO OUTSIDE WITH THAT! And, yes, we have large, loving families who have, for generations, learned to care about the needs and feelings of others...right out of the womb. +5
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A Theremin.
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Shape sorters are good - they masquerade as a good educational toy but once all the bits are inside you can shake it and make an almighty din! Anything "musical" from triangles and xylophones to full drum sets and theremins. Nasty little keyboards that only have enough keys to play limited tunes and always come with the music for Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! For maximum annoyance you need to get something that repeats the same three to five phrases over and over and over again.....My niece was thrilled with a purple rat that sang "I'm a rat, I'm a rat, a clever, clever rat, cheese and whiskers I'm a clever clever rat! Although years later this became the centrepiece for a very funny, very noisy drinking game.....
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A Whoopee Cushion. You know, the sound of imitation escaping body gas.
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recently my sister got a blue plastic megaphone and whenever she talks in it it hurts my ears.
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The playschool ball popper sounds like a fan with music...lots of fun, but there is no volume switch. Also, my son just keeps hitting the button so really it's just the first 2 seconds of songs and a fan. http://www.hotchristmastoys2009.org/ and it's the second one down. Thanks a lot grandma.
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One of those realistic sex dolls.
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Pretty much anything with batteries and a speaker.
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a recorder.
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Xylophone
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a video game system with the volume on high!
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