I have a date with a one eyed girl tomorrow night. Do you have any advice for me?
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if she's a purple people eater, you might want to think twice about this date if you are a purple people!
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Don't stare. Treat her just like you would a person who has two eyes. Be a gentleman and open the doors for her.
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Take photos for "Show & Tell." I doubt that many people have ever seen a cyclops before, except in the movies, or on "FUTURAMA." +5
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Well you might not want to refer to her as a "one eyed girl". I am assuming that she is a 'woman' that has lost an eye rather than a birth defect. I would treat her as any other woman. Most people want to be seen as a person and not their handicap. Other than that, have fun.
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Stay out of her blind side. Look her in the eye when you talk to her. Don't do anything stupid like close one eye to see how it feels and limit the use of the words "eye" and "I".
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Take her to a Pirate themed restaurant. -
Ocularpenetration!
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This question doesn't belong in the blind dating catagory. Please repost in one-eyed/one eye closed dating.
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Is her name Cyndi, with an "i"?
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Take her a present. I suggest a spare set of your dark glasses. If she asks why, say: "To avoid the glare from my bald head." If she laughs, you're off to a good start.
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Wow, you've found the Cyclops of your dreams!!
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Make your move from the blind side.
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Well, firstly, don't call her "one-eyed girl" when you are on your date. She probably will not like that.
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How do you come up with this stuff? LOL Don't stare or make her feel self Conscience. OMG I just noticed the Category. LMAO
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maybe if you close one eye it will make her happy
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Bring Jason and argonauts incase you piss her off.
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Take your sense of humor. In surveys women always rate this characteristic higher than: A big wallet A big penis A new Porsche.
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Do not take her to a 3-D movie.
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Just have an eye to eye conversation with her and see where it goes!
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You can really take advantage of this! Her depth perception is nil, so tell her "objects in field of view ar bigger than they seem".
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don't wink at her and expect her to return the favor.
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better you open your eyes now
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she has no depth perception. she will have difficulty with stairs, curbs and using a knife. Maybe not, she might be skilled at those common tasks. dont treat her any different even though you will. try not to. you could ask how she lost her eye. it might settle both of you down to feel empathy for each other.
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If this is a serious question, avoid any puns or idioms related to sight and vision (i.e. "I see your point" or "You're the apple of my eye").
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Poke one of your eyes out so you guys have something in common to talk about....do it now so it can scab over quickly.
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Ask her to dress up in a nurse outfit and give her a specialy made eye patch with the red cross on it and tell her to walk down the hallways whistling that tune Darryl Hannah whistled in Kill Bill :)
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Have a nice time.
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This reminds me of that joke with the punchline, "I'll keep an eye out for you"
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Enjoy your time :)
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yeh, take the thought away about being one eyed & just enjoy her company :)
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