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by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
Yes I concur. Windpants are not desined to flatter every body, only the lucky few, with that special "windpant" physique can pull it off. The key is mustles in the right place, and right size. Now for those who aren't particularly muscular, a daily regimen of tightening the glutes and alternating squats should get those legs and thigh/butt area wind pant ready, and drop dead buff to face the gustiest of winds.
by Anonymous on June 24th, 2009
I dont know if windpants look sexy but my gf told me she likes it when I wear wind pants because it makes me look athletic. So I guess is someone finds the athletic look sexy then they would probably consider a windsuit a sexy outfit. I guess it would probably look better on some people then other though.
by Stepper on June 21st, 2009
It's not a question of who can look sexy...it is a question of who can FIND them sexy.
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How do you know if you can pull it off or not? What do you look for?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
Oh, I forgot a crucial point, WindPants need to be the Star of the Suit De'Wind, and demand all eyes stay focused on the WindPant dance, if you will, without unnesisary distractions from the hair and shoes.....Keep the shoes a neat Slip on Penny loafer style shoe, and hair trim, or held back i n a tight pony tail, preferably slighly greezed to prevent fly aways, you'll want the fly aways saved for the WindPants magesc, with fapping noticably North Easterly gusting, and steady rythmetic blows with an occational Gail Wind for that extra pizzaz.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
DOn't make me start going at it again! PLEASE! Last time you made me start then you just left me and wouldn't talk to me! ANd I am a guy so I don't have a pony tail!
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
I misspoke earlier, and indicated only a lucky few with developed WindPant legs and buttock regions were good candidates. My Bad. Anyone can pull it off, even the slightly big and tall build man/man woman....the key is the stance of the person in relation to the wind and/or gusts. It can make all the differnece if off 39 degrees left or right. Now evening WindPants look best in North Easterly breezes, steady yet brisk enough to cause the occational shiver. Early morning calls for the more upper air wind slams, causing the Wind Pants to almost briefly puff flat out, then snap back into place, awaiting the next flow and/or gust of wind.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
I really don't want to blow in the wind...
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
I really don't want that to happen....how do I stop wearing windpants again so I don't flap? About 9 this morning when I went out the wind caught my suit and took it for a 2 minute blow. I could hardly move as it flapped. Am I really just a flag now?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
I cannot stress enough the importance of wind to the overall allure of the Wind Pant and man sporting the Wind Pants when it comes to wind factor. NEVER I mean NEVER go out without at least a southern breese, it can be slight, but it needs to exsist to make the Wind Pants work for the wearer. It's mind boggling how humiliating it would be to be caught on a windless day, nary a leaf shuffled, in your crspy ironed Wind Pants. <gag> it sickens me to imagine such .....UGH....and/or ew
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
Why do I need to flap? I just wear them because they are comfy!
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
Well I can see by your cowardness you may not be fitting to sport WindPants as they were meant to be Sported. Wind Pants without wind? why not throw a tube top and short shorts in the snow while your at it, then maybe some mix matched earings and a big floppy hat, WHILE INDOORS....I have to compose myself, i'm feeling queezy....hold up
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
okay, fine, flapping it is. But windpants are all I have, what do I do when there is no wind?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
Ok I'm back. I had time to calm down and think rationally. I might be able to devise a senario where you CAN wear your Wind Pants casually, but I'm not willing to say out loud your only motive is comfort. <shiver>....It would be cruel to me and Wind Pant enthusiasts all over the globe. Are you with me? or do you need time to think....WELL? I HAVENT GOT ALL MONTH....
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
Yes, I just want to wear them, even if I have to be flowen from a flag pole! I will take place in the windpants sports.
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
As for wind, further contemplation has made me realize, not all Wind Pants are lucky enought to live in regeons where wind is readily available. This is where stature and personal body conture or artificially created wind comes in....(hair, I must whipe my beaded brow and rest a moment, my WindPants are crawling up on me as we speak from the sweat I worked up with this instruction)...hold up
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
You can see my t-shirt hanging out the bottom of my windy jacket, is this okay or is that a distraction? I ask because I was told tucking in your t-shirt with windpants is horrible! Will I get made fun of by those who don't participate in the windysports for doing this??
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
Ok, breaks over, I've surplussed a portable fan for my Wind Pant ventalation modulator windcreator draft, to facilitate the necessary wind to prevent further crawling and/or wrinkling >shiver> the thought of crinkles in me Wind Pants sickens me, so lets stear clear of the subject, or I fear I will pass out from the stress......Does everyone have their Wind Pants on and properly startched? If so, I will proceed with the neccessary body routine so crucial to the Wind Pant itself.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
I thought you were just going to tell me how to wear them when it is not windy? And yes I have a black windsuit on.
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
you must wear only the windsuit. with nothing under !
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
I'm doing everything in my power not to slap you unconcious for asking me this outrageous nightmare of a question. WIND PANTS need to be center stage, do you forget all my Wind Panting all ready.....GUMBLe.....In order to achieve this, the acompaning undergarments, INCLUDING underwear, must be skin tight to the body, with very little movement at all, We'll get into that later, but in the meantime, i'll need to see the Wind Pant in a full gust in order to determine the amount of conditioning your body will need to pull this off without complete humiliation to the Wind Pants themselfs. They are very sensitive to their environment, and need the utmost attention to keep them in good flapping, and/or structural order.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
Okay...and how do you suggest I show you my windsuit in full gust?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
I'llneed you to take the Wind Pant seats out of the crack of your buttocks before we begin....i'll be back, i've got to put on a Wind Jacket, I'm getting chilly from all the airheads parading in my essence.....ish
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by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
My GF ordered me 2XL pants, I wear XL, so they really don't get in my crack.
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
I can't wear my windsuits raight now, i's so hot here!!
You are lucky
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
So how do I wear these without wind?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
maybe there is not too hot.
When I can, I wear my windsuits all day !! but now is imposible, too hot, maybe 36ºC. can't wear it.
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
(screaming from a distance) YOU CANT....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
You can't what?? THey are all I have, I have to be able to wear them without wind! They swish a lot, does that make it any better?? Any ideas how to reduce peoples influence? Even now, if they say "Sexy windpants" it gets me turned on. How do I stop that?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
you should wear all day your windsuit !!
If I put on one of my windsuits I go to sweat much !!
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
I hate summer for this !! I can't wear my windsuits !!!
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
I just wanna sport my windpants! Why is that so bad?? Its just the wind doesn't blow all the time! What can I do?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
nothing.
Wear the windsuit ALL DAY ,and ALL NIGHT
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
I;ve supplied some samples of bleeding edge Wind Wear for you to look over....I shall return..........someday....;+
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
I have like 6 pairs, isn't that enough?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
isn't enought.
Buy MORE. but buy windsuits! not only windpants
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
I have told you 40 times, that is what I buy!
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
ok ok
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
Hey CarbonProduct, where did you get those pics?
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
From my personal collection. Can't instruct on WIND WEAR if WIND WEAR it myself......hahahhahahhashhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhashhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahhashhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahaahahhahahhashhahahahhahahhaahahhahahhashhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaha
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
Stop making fun of me! It is getting me excited!
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
you like this!! , why not ?
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
I like the windsuite! I don't like cumming in them every 5 minutes!
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
you must resist !! and not cum every 5 minutes !
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009
(scraming) Try on the fire engine red ones..(ones red ones fire engine red ones (echoing) red fire engine Wind Pants Pants Pants)
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 8th, 2009
You really want me to look ridiculous don't you!
by Windpants on July 8th, 2009
I think your are very well in your new windsuit .
When I wear one for the first time, I m very happy and excited
ENJOY IT
by believen76 on July 8th, 2009