What's the best way to fight off a lion?
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xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 9
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Get your buddy to sidetrack the lion by shaking a bag of those Temptations cat treats. EVERY kind of kitty loves those. =D lmfao
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Maybe this is a serious question - I dont know. But Thousands of people were fed to lions and other animals in the arenas and collusems 2000 years ago. Tacitus tells about some of this, incuding the fact Christians were burnt on stakes to serve as nightly illumination. Also, emperors slaughtered thousands of animals even in onde day for the entertainment of the crowd. How to fight them? If you're serious, then do some research and you'll see there's very little an unarmed person can do against a lion.
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Pointy stick! You know lion heart will kick your butt for this question lol
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To not fight at all. Show no fear and stand still.
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With a lion gun.
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before he bites you, bite the nose he will run away from the pain...+5.
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While the lion is busy tearing your ass up keep yourself busy calling on Jesus. I'm not sure if this would work but......what do you got to loose?
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I like to place a human shield between me & the Lion 1st
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Be a lioness.
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