Why do today's AB advertisements feature a woman doing oblique crunches? What does that have to do with auto insurance rates or Obama asking moms to go back to school?
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You want to be healthy looking when you have that accident on the way to school. -
I think that's, like, this thing with online ads. They like to have a lot of random movement and colors. I assume they are attempting to attract your gaze to them. I often see two ungainly and poorly redered CG models dancing erraticly on advertisements about things like mortgage rates and so on. And I saw a giraffe attempting to get me to find out what my classmates from high school are up to now.
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About as much as the silhouette animation of the cowboy dancing or the salsa-dancing couple had to do with those same ads when they were running. I hate those ads with a passion and would never even think of clicking on that stuff. The visuals are so damned irritating!
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I noticed that yesterday... It's like the image is "stuck". Sometimes she moves automatically, sometimes it's when you roll over the picture... Strange. (AB doesn't have that much control over the ads... It's all based on keywords, so there's nothing THEY can do about it...)
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Don't know but she's cute! lol
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Hmm I don't see that in the adverts I see one of livestrong.com with food,a guy and a kid, sneakers and that's about it.
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It has everything to do why I have way too much auto insurance......... ;)
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Never seen That one,,But who knows,,Sex Sells ;)
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I have no idea but I find those ads completely annoying. Enough to leave AB for a week or so if they don't stop.
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She's exercising her neck because she was just in a car accident and she doesn't want whiplash. No that's reaching...
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That ad freaks me out. Sometimes it freezes and she is staring right at me with this freaked out look on her face.
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I dunno. I'm gettin' on in years. Are "oblique crunches" some kind of new designer drug? Damn kids. Get off my grass! ;-)
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Maybe she's obliquely trying not to go to school?
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