- NEW!
by cristnalyn on March 2nd, 2007
"I'm saving myself for marriage"
by Cuttlefish on March 2nd, 2007
"Having spent many hours trying to reconcile relativity and quantum physics, I have finally succeeded."
by Anonymous on March 2nd, 2007
Anything intelligent.
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on March 3rd, 2007
does my IQ make me look fat?
by mejinn on March 3rd, 2007
"I'd like to thank the Academy......"
by Anonymous too on March 2nd, 2007
I'm looking for a real job!
by Fun on March 2nd, 2007
Paper or plastic?
by anonymous on March 2nd, 2007
'So, where do you say the lingerie section is? Do you have any of those Bridget Jones knickers, the big ones? I just feel I need a bit more support down there, you know what I mean?'
by clwacdc on March 4th, 2007
I can't fit it in a vagina.
by unknown on March 3rd, 2007
I'm sorry, let me stop what I'm doing and help you care for your handicapped orphans with aids.
by Norman_Outside the lines on March 2nd, 2007
"I lOVE YOU NORMAN O"
by gtravels loves her life penguin on March 11th, 2007
Do you want fries with that?
by tpt123 on March 2nd, 2007
"Yes, you're right...I should go away and never be heard from again."
by Universe Of Life on March 11th, 2007
I'm wearing underpants today ...
by ADLICH on March 4th, 2007
I'm gonna donate half my money to charity of someone elses choice
by Shelby on May 17th, 2007
No, I won't have sex with you.
by H on August 26th, 2007
'Oh my God, I like, totally love wal-mart'
by Subject Matter Expert on March 3rd, 2007
We can get that cheaper at Wal-mart
by CoachMJ on March 2nd, 2007
I want to be a nun!
by Junk Yard Dog on March 2nd, 2007
"Honey, I'm home."
by radiantradha on March 4th, 2007
"y=mx+b would be the equation of a line. although, y=a(x-h)2+k is the equation of a parabola. Unless you have yet to complete the square...
Then you have to......."
by tripwire on March 4th, 2007
I think I'll do something smart today!
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on March 3rd, 2007
I bought this outfit at K-mart!
by Old School on March 2nd, 2007
You fans/cameras/papparizi go away! I'm trying to have some privacy here...
by Nicole on February 29th, 2008
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
by pericynthion on August 16th, 2007
Can I give you a hand with that?
by MelindaWarren on March 19th, 2007
Honestly I'm not a slut
by altgirl84 on March 18th, 2007
I think it's incredibly unfair for me to just waltz through life on my grand daddys money. No one needs a $2000 handbag and I'm sick and tired of going to party after party with that annoying teeny dog in my overpriced purse. I've had enough of this easy life. Tomorrow I'm cutting myself off and applying for a job at Mcds, I'm too skinny anyway I need to gain weight. I'm also claiming secondary virginity :)
by Damiana on March 11th, 2007
"Let's go bargain shopping"! "I just love a good sale"!!
by doodlethenoodle on March 3rd, 2007
"I would like to donate this money to children in a third world country."
by Firebrand on March 2nd, 2007
I joined Mensa
by firecracr on March 2nd, 2007
"I have brains and I'm an alcoholic"
by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on August 26th, 2007
"Two plus two equals four."
by Hazard on July 31st, 2007
I won't go to clubs anymore!
by guitar_hero on June 28th, 2007
"That's cold"
by CrimsonPixel is glad to see Sweet Potato on June 28th, 2007
"It has been assumed that water of crystallization is removed when the material is heated up to 200oC. The loss in weight at 200oC has been used to calculate the number of water of crystallization molecules, which after rounding off comes out to be 8."
by clarry on May 24th, 2007
I an a man
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on May 15th, 2007
no
by brainsick_cow on March 19th, 2007
-im going to go earn my own money
-thats ugly
-im not spoiled
by Cheeky on March 12th, 2007
2 + 2 = 4
or
Ghandi once said...
by nullpointer on March 11th, 2007
I want to marry you and spend rest of my life with you Null Pointer. :>)
by Universe Of Life on March 11th, 2007
Please don't take my photo ...
by gamergirl on March 3rd, 2007
disenstablishmentarianism
by snakesncrocks on March 3rd, 2007
thats cold :) - :)
by SarahAnn09 on March 3rd, 2007
I *DONT* want it in the butt tonight
by DwarfClown on November 26th, 2008
I have an IQ of 180.
by DwarfClown on September 12th, 2008
Would you like fries with that?
or
Billy Jo and I are saving up to buy a double wide next year!
or
These granny panties are sooooooooo comfortable!
by suKwaR on July 11th, 2008
Thats Cold
by smc799 on June 16th, 2008
Look dead, square at a camera and say,' i AM smarter than a fifth grader!!"
by Jamalbi on June 16th, 2008
I am a member of Mensa.
Does anybody else smell Paris Hilton when the wind blows?
by Dimstar on September 30th, 2010
| 1 person likes this
Where do you guess Paris Hilton came from?? God supposedly would never make anything evil but Satan won't claim her either.
by King of Sexytown on October 4th, 2009
| 1 person likes this
Is Paris Hilton, an absolute..................................... to all Americans?
by U C ME on October 21st, 2009
| 2 people like this
Who do you prefer: Paris Hilton or Zsa Zsa Gabor?
by Immogene on November 17th, 2010
| 1 person likes this
Where do you think Paris Hilton's dog has been?
by Have A Nice Day on October 8th, 2010
| 3 people like this
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Comments
LOL
by Tom on March 2nd, 2007
That was funny.
by noletters on March 11th, 2007
Hey, Britney even said that one. LOL
by Abberz on March 12th, 2007
Still lol. I cant top that.
by Babycakes on March 13th, 2007
Good one :)
by Anonymous on May 24th, 2007
lol good one
by tired of no one listening on March 12th, 2008
bit late for that
by Misplaced_Diamond on September 5th, 2008
nice
by kathii chow on September 14th, 2008
LOL!
by Sunshine n Lollipops on October 20th, 2008
LMAO!!
by T.K. on November 24th, 2008
lol...good one!
by Silent Night on December 21st, 2008
lmaooooo
by unpredictible on March 3rd, 2009
"got money for a room?"
by shawndella on August 25th, 2009