What are some humourous ways I can answer the phone when my son calls? I am running out of ideas.
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Merfish
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"Mamma's Road Kill Cafe, you kill 'em - we grill 'em" or "911, what's your emergency?" or "The Bank of Mom, how may I serve you today?"
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City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em. +5
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I often answer with a foriegn accent when my parents or in-laws call. It's hilarious to hear the old folks get confused & appologize for calling the wrong number. Sometimes, it will work 2 or 3 times in a row. You can hear the old gears grind as they try to figure out how they dialed wrong.
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"Hello this is the Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, May I take your order?" But you should sound really un-enthusiastic. *I saw it on NIckelodeon when I was little* "Hola. *then they say 'hi'* "No comprende-hablo espanol no hablo ingles." lol I do this to my parents. Or you can do a classic: "Thank you for calling Mattress Discounters. We are currently unable to take your call..."
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Jake's Pool Hall...8 Ball speakin'
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