What would happen if you preformed every bodily function at once?
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definethegreatline77
ANSWERS: 36
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you would probibly feel alot better. if you sneezed and pooped at the same time you just save time...generaly if i need to go #2 i go #1 too so honestlty it just 1 big time saver to sneeze,fart pee, poo all at the same time.
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hurts bad just did it
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I need to stop reading these answers at work, my co workers think I'm just this cackling idiot by now, I'm sure... I think it's scary when I hiccup, sneeze, cough and fart at the same time (I know, its funny to see)... let alone all of them at the same time. I don't think I could handle it.
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well ther is the normal rumour that we would spontaneously combust (ie explode) but i dont know exactly what would happen.
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If someone could perform all the bodily functions (and there would be scores of them, not just 1-2) at once, it would probably kill them.
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I'd explode!
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A LOT!
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you would die, it would prbobly kill you just to swallow food and inhale, but imagine also pooping, vomiting, farting, sneezing, etc. at the same time too.
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You'd have quite a mess.
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You'd be alone and relieved at the same time.
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you would have no social life....LOL
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you'd implode
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Down a few beers, have a really hot curry, and walk home in the rain without a jacket and I’m sure you will soon discover the answer to that one. lol
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Funny you should ask, this is exactly what God did to create the big bang. Now you know why he had to rest all day Sunday.
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i would be in pain, and most likely empty on the inside
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i strongsuggest atht you not get the stomach virus beucase apparently that is exactly what happens
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I heard that if you cough, sneeze and fart all at the same time, you die. I don't know why this is. So, every time you cough, sneeze or fart you are 2 steps away from death.
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You would probably explode...or something that looks like it. It would be messy though, there's no doubt about that. I mean, think about sneezing while peeing. That happens to you sometimes, I'm sure. Well, whenever it happens, you think you're going to die simply because it's too much to handle at once. What if you had to do everything else? Well, I really don't want to think about it.
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Probably die, not sure but I think about 3 functions performed at the same time might create a vacuum inside you.
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You would have to go to a store for a whole lotta cleaning products
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You would wind up cleaning a much larger portion of the restroom than you originally intended...and would more than likely offend at least a few of your dinner guests.
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you'd become one of Howard Stern's wack packers.
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You will blow up
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You would implode, due to the lack of "stuff"... Of it all leaving at once... Ouch...
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You would turn inside out.
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you'd explode.
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For a man, he wouldn't know if he was cumming or going.
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I do not know for sure but I can tell you that you would have one hell of a stage act. I'd like to see it.
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If it didn't kill ya, it'd make you stronger! Plus it could be quite messy. ; - p
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Try it and sell the video on the Internet! LOL!
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I'd feel relieved
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It'd hurt.
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My penis would get very confused, for one.
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I'm certain it is impossible but IF you did, you would die.
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I think you would get dehydrated.
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You'd be pretty embarrassed...!!! :-p
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