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by definethegreatline77 on February 28th, 2007

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What would happen if you preformed every bodily function at once?

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  • by meganc on February 28th, 2007

    meganc

    you would probibly feel alot better. if you sneezed and pooped at the same time you just save time...generaly if i need to go #2 i go #1 too so honestlty it just 1 big time saver to sneeze,fart pee, poo all at the same time.

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  • by Penny The Wise on February 28th, 2007

    Penny The Wise

    I need to stop reading these answers at work, my co workers think I'm just this cackling idiot by now, I'm sure... I think it's scary when I hiccup, sneeze, cough and fart at the same time (I know, its funny to see)... let alone all of them at the same time. I don't think I could handle it.

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  • by KevinW42 on March 1st, 2007

    KevinW42

    you would die, it would prbobly kill you just to swallow food and inhale, but imagine also pooping, vomiting, farting, sneezing, etc. at the same time too.

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  • by PDXXDP on March 5th, 2007

    PDXXDP

    You'd have quite a mess.

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  • by Friartuck on February 28th, 2007

    Friartuck

    A LOT!

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  • by maxLEMOS on February 28th, 2007

    maxLEMOS

    hurts bad just did it

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  • by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on May 6th, 2007

    Sheriff Raff -Answerhag

    For a man, he wouldn't know if he was cumming or going.

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  • by R U Sirius on March 13th, 2007

    R U Sirius

    you'd become one of Howard Stern's wack packers.

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  • by Anonymous on February 28th, 2007

    Anonymous

    If someone could perform all the bodily functions (and there would be scores of them, not just 1-2) at once, it would probably kill them.

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  • by Cognition aka Cog on June 17th, 2008

    Cognition aka Cog

    I think you would get dehydrated.

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  • by ChelseaMark on May 6th, 2007

    ChelseaMark

    you'd explode.

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  • by jtolb65 on March 13th, 2007

    jtolb65

    You would wind up cleaning a much larger portion of the restroom than you originally intended...and would more than likely offend at least a few of your dinner guests.

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  • by wobalome on March 13th, 2007

    wobalome

    You would have to go to a store for a whole lotta cleaning products

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  • by Tamilze on March 13th, 2007

    Tamilze

    You would probably explode...or something that looks like it. It would be messy though, there's no doubt about that. I mean, think about sneezing while peeing. That happens to you sometimes, I'm sure. Well, whenever it happens, you think you're going to die simply because it's too much to handle at once. What if you had to do everything else? Well, I really don't want to think about it.

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  • by freefaller on March 13th, 2007

    freefaller

    I heard that if you cough, sneeze and fart all at the same time, you die. I don't know why this is.

    So, every time you cough, sneeze or fart you are 2 steps away from death.

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  • by hershey_squirter_ on March 13th, 2007

    hershey_squirter_

    Funny you should ask, this is exactly what God did to create the big bang. Now you know why he had to rest all day Sunday.

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 5th, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    you would have no social life....LOL

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  • by gtravels loves her life penguin on March 5th, 2007

    gtravels loves her life penguin

    You'd be alone and relieved at the same time.

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  • by chick98 on February 28th, 2007

    chick98

    I'd explode!

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  • by piatro on February 28th, 2007

    piatro

    well ther is the normal rumour that we would spontaneously combust (ie explode) but i dont know exactly what would happen.

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  • by agent1337 on March 13th, 2007

    agent1337

    You will blow up

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  • by shadowsyx on May 6th, 2007

    shadowsyx

    You would implode, due to the lack of "stuff"... Of it all leaving at once... Ouch...

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  • by moondawgie on May 6th, 2007

    moondawgie

    You would turn inside out.

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  • by Volt on March 13th, 2007

    Volt

    Probably die, not sure but I think about 3 functions performed at the same time might create a vacuum inside you.

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  • by Nellie Wise Gamgee on March 13th, 2007

    Nellie Wise Gamgee

    i strongsuggest atht you not get the stomach virus beucase apparently that is exactly what happens

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  • by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on October 31st, 2007

    Cowboy-Matter of Fact

    I do not know for sure but I can tell you that you would have one hell of a stage act. I'd like to see it.

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  • by Bluerose on March 13th, 2007

    Bluerose

    Down a few beers, have a really hot curry, and walk home in the rain without a jacket and I’m sure you will soon discover the answer to that one. lol

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  • by Nikkixoxo on March 13th, 2007

    Nikkixoxo

    i would be in pain, and most likely empty on the inside

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  • by Challenger on October 31st, 2007

    Challenger

    I'd feel relieved

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  • by BDazzled on June 17th, 2008

    BDazzled

    I'm certain it is impossible but IF you did, you would die.

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  • by mekare on March 13th, 2007

    mekare

    you'd implode

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  • by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on February 7th, 2008

    killdrphil - reasonable for a madman

    My penis would get very confused, for one.

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  • by matt245 on February 7th, 2008

    matt245

    It'd hurt.

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  • by Snowman on October 31st, 2007

    Snowman

    Try it and sell the video on the Internet! LOL!

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  • by gmeades on June 17th, 2008

    gmeades

    You'd be pretty embarrassed...!!! :-p

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  • by Jtigger on October 31st, 2007

    Jtigger

    If it didn't kill ya, it'd make you stronger!
    Plus it could be quite messy. ; - p

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