by 
Candygirl
ANSWERS: 14
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How can you tell a level headed redneck? The tobacco juice runs out of both corners of the mouth.
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you moved your TV outside so it would be near the sofa
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you believe wrestling is real
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You Might Be A Redneck if...Failed to execute CGI : Win32 Error Code = 50
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Your neck is red? :)
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when an appliance breaks you see the bright side! Heck it might make some fine lawn art or if not I can shoot it or blow it up!
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You think "Indoor Plumbing" is whats behind a woman's vagina.
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You might be a redneck if: You start drinking in the morning because you're too tired at night.
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you have more shotguns then teeth.
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...you still think George Bush did a good job in office. +3
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If you play "slap the neck" with each other. (It'll turn your neck red). ;-)
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You MIGHT be a Redneck, if.... You are still arguing on the side that says "Barrack Obama is not a US citizen".
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you live near me
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You might be a redneck if the paint on your car matches the paint on your garage, right down to the brush strokes. Or.. if your internet is so slow that you did not see the main picture until you posted. aaargh.
Thriftymaid 
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