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Merfish
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"What are you doing?", while watching her wash the dishes. *stupid teenagers lol*
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If she could remarry my father.
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Mom, how are babies made?
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Me "Was I adopted?" Mom "No" Me "Damn"
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how the fuck is he relatated to me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A lot of things.
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Why won you give me a lil bro?? ( all i have are sisters) i dunno if this's funny or not but the other ladies started laughing
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Hahaha! Ok... funny story time. I was raised christian by my mother. Of course I was told how great everything would be in heaven and how we would be so happy and all that. I forget how it panned out exactly but one day I said to her "Mom... I'll be happy when you die". ROFLMAO!!!! She looked at me in disbelief and asked me why I would say that. I remember saying that "You'll be very happier in heaven" or something to the extent.
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