How do I let my neighbors know that I dislike them?
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xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 37
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Why do you need to let them know - can't you just ignore them?
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If you have a problem with something they're doing and can't just ignore them ... you might want to discuss it with them. They might not know that they're annoying you.
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What do you hope to accomplish by doing so?
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Man up and tell them but remember that's one bridge you won't be crossing again.
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you could take a dump on their front doorstep and leave a note attached that says "the gift that keeps on giving"....and sign someone else's name to the card in the neighborhood....
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I imagine that'd be easy to do, either directly or indirectly. But why would you want to? If you truly dislike them, you can do much more harm by letting them think you have no problem with them.
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my best friend and I hated each other at first, then she came to me and we talked out our issues. (as adults) now we are great friends
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put a paper bag full of dogshit on their porch and light it on fire
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Why do you want them to know you hate them? Kinda futile I think. It'll only cause bad feeling. I hate the girl who lives next to me but I put on a painted smile and keep a cordial relationship... 'Hey, good morning' 'Bye' that sort of thing. Just ignore them.
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Instead of putting your trash in the trash pail outside, put it on their front porch. They'll get the idea. ^_^
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Move! It's not their problem you dislike them. If they are obnoxious jerks, let the next occupants make fools of themselves by starting a mindless confrontation. You don't need the pain. You owe it to yourself and your health to make a home -- however humble -- amidst neighbors you like.
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sodomize them with no lube. That's a hint and a half.
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Is it necessary to let them know you don't like them? It sounds like that would just start problems. If you have a problem with a specific thing they're doing, why not try to talk it out ?
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Don't say hi and leave it at that. Peace out man.
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You don't state why you dislike them. Are they loud or let their dog poop on your lawn or do they get mad at you? You can always put something on this website: http://www.rottenneighbor.com/
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Voodoo dolls outside their door. Spell out "I HATE YOU" in seashells outside their door. Bake them a cake, ice it and then write "LEAVE!" in frosting. Post some kind of poisonous frog/spider/scorpian through their letter box. Hire a choir to stand under their window and sing a song you've composed, expressing your hatred for them, at 4 in the morning.
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Say I don't like U so dont bother me. To me all that dont speak, or act ugly stuff is childish. If I dont like someone I just flat out say look man I don't like you and to avoid bumping heads just keep your distance.
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+5. Hang a big sing with an arrow pointing to their house that says. "I live next to stupid"
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Believe me if you really dislike them. they'll pick up on it. anything else could be dangerous to your good health.
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Somehow I doubt it's a good idea to go out of your way to let them know you dislike them, unless they are camping in your kitchen. THen all bets are off
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tell them you dislike them and they will dislike you.All fair in love and war.
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Instead of letting them know; maybe you should just have as little contact as possible. It would be easier living next to people that you dislike if you just don't have any contact with them! Now, if they keep knocking on your door and trying to be your friend; tell them you appreciate the friendly gesture, but you have too many friends now! Try to be civil, unless you feel like living in a war zone! May I suggest country living without neighbors? Nothing better, LOL!
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Try to kill them!!!
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by throwing all my food scraps ova the fence
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You need a bottle of bleach, or strong salt water. Then spray a message into their lawn.
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Learn to like them then you would have no reasons to dislike them.
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Build a 25-foot high chainlink fence, electrify and get a couple of Pitbulls. They'll get the point!
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Simple, yet effective. Bah, of course it doesn't want to upload. http://media.photobucket.com/image/hedge%20butt/chismtony/the%20strange%20and%20unusual/butt-11.jpg
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Flip them the bird
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Why not learn to like them instead? But if you insist, I bet they already know it, but to be sure, just ask their kid "hey, when are you guys moving?" or "I know this one realtor that I would like to have you talk to"
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Smash there windows ha ha just kidding... If you have a dog let it crap on there lawn they'll soon get the picture.
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Well, if you just want to let them know that, tell them. Keep in mind that if they're doing something to deliberately tick you off, you'll be telling them that they succeeded. If there's something that they're doing that's getting in your way or bothering you, you might try just saying that. Specifics can be dealt with. "I don't like you" turns into an ongoing war. But if you feel that just letting them know you don't like them is important to you -- wait until right before you're ready to move.
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why bother? i bet they already dislike you even more.
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Poop on their doorsteps.
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Picture this... big gigantic wooden cross, burning in their front lawn, or apartment balcony, with life sized replicas of all of them, including their little dog too, tied to it with barbed wire... or just ignore them, and THINK of the cross etc. every time you see them.
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GO AROUND NOW AND TELL THEM........ILL HANG ON TO FIND OUT HOW YOU GOT ON
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not talking to them usually gets the point thru...but if you wanna seal the deal without taking a total risk, toss em a shitty look.
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