I wouldn't buy soup (or broth) from a brothel. I'd be worried as to what the "secret ingredients" were.

Yes. No soup for you!

What kind of soup? Broth at a Brothel? Your are nuts.

At least you didn't ask about opening a "Whoretel"... +5

Very punny! I like it.

What's a brothel? Anyways I've been to Miami a couple of times and too be honest eating soup in hot weather. To me it is not done. Already hot and the soup will make you sweat like hell, especially if you had a spicy one, which I would eat if I got all mental and decided to eat soup on an extremly hot day. Why do not start an icecream shop or I do not know, a sandwich shop maybe?

Can we be partners?

Yes, but perhaps you can open the world's first cold soup brothel?

As long as you keep your prices under $200.00 a "bowl" you should be ok.

hahaha... good one :)

I'm pretty sure there's already a lot of "soup" in Miami. If you are going to open a brothel, then your "soup" has to be better than anyone else's "soup." There's gonna other guys trying to take your "ingredients", and you have to make sure your "ingredients" stay in line. There's a lot of work involved.

Mostly true, Miami is owned by renegade Cubans and old Jewish couples from New Jersey, Monster rats rule the underworld while cruise ships ply the waters offshore looking for booty and treasure. There is an overwhelming stench of corruption and vice in Miami that even Crocket & Tubs could not stamp out - yet much goodhearted and well intended homicide makes this "City in a swamp" a gay and lively town. Soap, the timeless civilizing tool - is indeed known in this cursed hell...and many tons of it are used daily to keep the numerous alligators and crocodiles clean and shiny for visitors to be fed too. Miles upon miles of fine imported handy wipes are used to remove the soap scum and our salvaged afterward to construct the natives colorful garb and footwear. Much plastic sheeting is also used in the construction of crude blimps used to bomb and lay siege to the surrounding towns and villages. Alas! Whores and the trappings of the prostitution industry are forbidden within the city...madams and pimps are enslaved and used as minor city dignitaries during their incomprehensible and moronic festivals, while the hookers themselves are drafted into menial labor in the salt water mines near the dunes. Miami - is not the land you seek for your venture - I would suggest Fort Lauderdale just up the A1 past the AM PM mini mart. Goodbye and good luck my friend!

Better invest in Cucumbers then....they make a cold soup AND are so very useful in other ways...I like mine peeled.