If your clothes could talk, what would they say?
by 
Polly Math
ANSWERS: 33
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Stop eating beans!
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Quit spilling beer on me. +5
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It's Time to wash me.
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arrggghhhh... why am I always wet and messy ???? these wet spots irritate me? hey, we are male's clothes, but why to we always get smothered by female scents and perfumes...
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why dont you iron me.
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UUmmm,feels good!
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Pick me.... no pick me...no pick me....and then the fight started.
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I know im great and everything but do you think that maybe once in your life you could wear jeans or tracksuit bottems, this whole dress thing is getting old!
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oh my god look where i'am going to day,,,,
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We miss you!!!
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"Give me a little slack, ok!" (hey, what can I say, need to lose weight.(lol).
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ILU
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You're wearing me out. Buy some new ones to replace me when I get dirty and fatigued.
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I'm glad you like me for who I am, and not my label.
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I think they would say thank you for "loving" them because I would not give them away even though they become old. Thank you for being with us through thick and thin.
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quit farting.
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get a bit upgraded...sense of fashion...you old fashioned fellow....
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I am soooooo not you!
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Please save us and stop washing in this hard water.
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I'm done with "flash"; give me "comfort" and "style"!
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Agh, phew.
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Get your Fat ass away from me. LOL
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She likes comfy She is no "Fashionista" She dresses modestly..doesn't like to attact attention She is very low maintenance She likes neat and clean If she is fashionable, it is accidental
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Clothes quote! "I refuse to say on the grounds it will incriminate me" !
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DUDET! were some deoderent on hot days when doing p.e god!....
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You wear it well!
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find a fat person and give me to them, I need to be used.
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They would say...don't get to big headed on how I make you look..LOL
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Wash me man
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G string: I love to seduce (guys and gals), but I hide most important part.
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bit*h needs new clothes
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My clothing would say "Im inside out."
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They would say "Ohhhhhhh you smell so good!!! " +5
Azlotto 
HoboJoe 
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