Are you good at making people laugh? Try me.....................
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R U Sirius
ANSWERS: 14
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Hey I got a joke for ya.... What do you call the party mushroom who goes to the bar and buys everyone a round of drinks???
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Zombies, dead ahead!!
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Coooochie, cooochie, coooooooooo!
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no... but if you are a judge of comedy and laugh at yourself for asking for the trial then here we are.
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Yeah but I'm listening to a sad song right now and just found out about DreAnna, so I can't. Maybe another time.
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i AM good at making people laugh! *makes you laugh* - if that worked, then see! - if it didn't work, i wasn't trying to make you laugh anyways...
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Wanna play in the mud down by the stream? I won't wear shoes or socks this time...and yes, you can bring the vid cam this time LOL
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I had a ploughman's lunch yesterday. He wasn't very happy about it. (I really hope you're British) Failing THAT! Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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I can't, I'm a vegetarian.
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A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. . The egg is smoking a cigarette and the chicken looks embarrassed. . The egg says, . "Well, I guess we know the answer to that question."
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance
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eww what is that little dead carrot on the side of the road there little rat. ew what is that goanna shit. carrot.reeeehhhh carrot reh carrot reh carrot reh carrottop carrottop. carrot would you like me to seduce you i think i've got some rat in my hair
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When his company fell on hard times, the boss realised he would have to lay off one of his two middle managers, although both Jack and Jill were equally honest and dedicated to their jobs. Unable to decide which one to fire, he decided that the first to leave their desk the following morning would be the one to get the axe. The next morning, Jill was at her desk, rubbing her temples. Asking Jack for some aspirin, she headed for the water fountain and that's where the boss caught up with her. I've got some news for you Jill, he said, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off. Jack off, she snapped, I have a headache.
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Want to go catch a whole bunch of snapping turtles them all inside a huge vat and release them at a party of rich snobs where all exits are sealed? I REALLY WANT TO DO THAT.
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