What if pillows could talk?
by 
xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 13
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They would be like, "OH ya fluff me good! I've been so flat today I deserve a good fluffing you naughty boy you!"
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They would likely bitch about having to support big, heavy heads.
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I would kidnap it so it tells me everything I need to know about a person! lol
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yah would not hit anyone after having a bad talk so i can hit pillow or slap..that feel me better next day..
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It'd probably tell me that I'm a polygamist because I need more than 1 pillows, at least 3
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If my pillow could talk you would know all my secrets.
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that would be great then it could talk while i slept and the g/f would have some company...+5.
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They's say "you are chocking me."
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They'd talk about all the head they get. ;P
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" No! Wake up! Wake up! Oh he's wetting the bed again"
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Mine do speak...
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They'd all be potential blackmailers?! ;-)
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Then I would burn pillow if the pillow was alive.
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