ANSWERS: 33
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I have sensible taste so usually go for boring plain ones.
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"Butter me up, I'm on a roll"--and it has a roll with butter on it. Also "Drop it like it's hot"--with the nintendo fire flower
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Bought some shirts from Sillyville several months back - mine isn't worth mentioning but my husband got one that said "I lost my wife to a place called Sillyville - Free at last".
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I have a t-shirt from Louisiana, it says shut up and suck it and it has a big craw fish on it. But if you did not know you would think it meant something else.
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I don't wear t-shirts with messages because I don't want people coming up to me to read them.
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I have one that say starwhores with the startrek ship in the front.
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Nothing.I own all good things.
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A grease stain from a queso dilla. I don't buy shirts with words on them. I'll be darned if I'll pay someone to use my body for a billboard.
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A coffee stain. I refuse to be a billboard and don't wear printed clothes.
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Mosquitos Suck! with a big picture of a mosquito.
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Bird shit. :-)
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Oil stain, since I was changing the oil In my car.
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I have One That says, I may be Fat,,But your Ugly and I can Diet ;) LOL!!
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"Italians do it better" (I'm Norwegien and Spanish), it is from an Italian wine cork manufacturer.
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A t-shirt featuring the words "Game Over" with a picture of a very unhappy groom and his bride.
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Probably my I know Jack Schitt (front) t shirt. (back) "He's the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twins sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Shitt Happens children are Dawg Shitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. Now You Know Jack Schitt
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Im having a t-shirt made that says... "I hate_________. (*My ex's name.) and on the back it will say. "And his bitch girlfriend too!
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"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look"
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if i thought it was 'bad' i wouldn't own it!
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PMS. Putting up with Mens Shit.
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i used to have a t shirt from a band called The Meatmen.the shirt was from their album titled "cripled children suck"
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A picture of me standing next to a cardboard cutout of Hillary Clinton. It says: "I slept in the Whitehouse."
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"My English is trouble, but I French very well." "Sniper - a long distance diplomat with 671 grains of diplomacy"
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a stain
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a stain - it is paint - I cannot get it off - and I really like that t-shirt!!!
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eh my bf has a horrible one (that i have never seen him wear thank god, it just sits in our cupboard) that says Big cock, and has a picture of a rooster on it.
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HOT BOX!! how bad
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The hand prints painted on the breast. My husband decided to play artist while we were painting the house.
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I had to come back and answer this one again because I just remembered this. When I was about 15 we were going to move from Cal. to Mich. My sister had a little chihuahua that hated me. My dad sent me into the house to bring the thing out because we were leaving. I had to crawl under the bed and grab the darn thing and pull it out of there. As I carried him to the car he crapped all over my shirt. That's the worst thing that I ever had on a shirt.8:D
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haz tu b the one with 'tweety' on it... itz so stupid... but ma kid-sistr gave it tu me.. so i jus keep it in the klozet... :P... peace!!!
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Yeah I'm a girl and Yeah I took your girlfriend.
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Swallow or it's going in your eye! +4
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Coffee stains. I don't wear printed matter.
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