When you buy yourself some cool new electronic, such as an IPod or a DVR, and don't ever use it because you don't know how it works and are too embarassed to ask.

When things crack that you didn't know you had - lol - I say this because I'm older

When you sigh and tut when you see someone that needs to put their trousers up as they are nearly falling down.

Whhaaat? binds me to gold?

1- You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. 2-Your back goes out more often than you do. 3-You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 4-You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck. 5-You're proud of your lawn mower. 6-Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws. 7-Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. 8-You sing along with the elevator music. 9-You would rather go to work than stay home sick. 10-You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11-You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12-People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 13-You answer a question with, "Because I said so." 14-You send money to PBS. 15-The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. 16-You take a metal detector to the beach. 17-You know what the word "equity" means. 18-You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. 19-Your ears are hairier than your head. 20-You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. 21-You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 22-You got cable for The Weather Channel. 23-You can go bowling without drinking. 24-You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 25-You find yourself smiling at this list. lol ahaha :}

1.When you can't stand up or sit down without groaning. 2. You have little idea what modern acronysms are like DVDVDVD....? HDTVhdmi? For example, my phone has some kind of Wiffy-Blue-tooth-connector thing. 3. You complain about how bad kids are. 4. Believing that everybody is stupid (where are all the competant people these days?) and uncultered (like nobody gets your parady of Spartacus, or looks strangly if you whistle Beethoven and people automatically assume you are talking about the new Star Wars films, not the classics!) 5. You become a very skeptical human being, realising that life is "nothing but a brief interlude between nothingness and eternity". I suffer from all of the above; but being a "miserable old man and always complaining about everything" (as my friends tell me), keeps me sane and kind of happy too! The only depressing thing is that I'm 19 years old... oh where did the time go?!

when people hold your hand while crossing the road.

When carbon dating seems like a viable option for verifying your age. When you have to take a nap.....in the middle of a nap! When you find yourself humming Kenny G tunes.....and not minding at all...