by Polly Math on May 23rd, 2009

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If your feet could talk, what would they say?

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  • by Mrs.Dufresne on May 23rd, 2009

    Mrs.Dufresne

    Thanks for the nice pedicure! ;)

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  • by Scooby on May 23rd, 2009

    Scooby

    Move the fridge closer!! :-/ Lol......

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  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on May 23rd, 2009

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    How about airing us out when we get home from work tonight?

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  • by anucha123 on May 23rd, 2009

    anucha123

    Ouch!

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  • by Lion Heart sleeps on May 23rd, 2009

    Lion Heart sleeps

    I hate the atmosphere inside my shoes!

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  • by fantasy child on May 23rd, 2009

    fantasy child

    keep rubbing me!! awww yea that's the spot!!

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  • by Karen Anne Queen of AB on May 23rd, 2009

    Karen Anne Queen of AB

    Get me out of these shoes, I can't breath

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  • by Ailsa on May 23rd, 2009

    Ailsa

    "you were right, the coconut milk moisturiser IS lovely"

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  • by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on May 23rd, 2009

    -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....-

    "we're aching mamma - please put us up on a soft cushion" :D

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  • by andblack on May 23rd, 2009

    andblack

    WALK DONT RUN

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  • by 2old2dieyoung on May 23rd, 2009

    2old2dieyoung

    Get me out of here!!!

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  • by Dr_Dredd on May 23rd, 2009

    Dr_Dredd

    Holy shit, what the @#$%@! are you wearing on me?!

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  • by debodun on May 23rd, 2009

    debodun

    Wash me once in a while and a little foot powder wouldn't hurt, either!

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  • by j ninja... on May 23rd, 2009

    j ninja...

    """PLEASE""" don't put anymore shoes on me...

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  • by john pennington on October 30th, 2009

    john pennington

    "So, when are you going to lose weight, big boy? you are crushing us to death".

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  • by Fatty missus on August 6th, 2009

    Fatty missus

    "IM TIRED OF STAYING IN ONE PLACE!" Because Im always reading.

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  • by The Red Queelon on July 12th, 2009

    The Red Queelon

    When standing straight for a minute or two they would say "ouch".

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  • by Eddie O. on June 27th, 2009

    Eddie O.

    What? what kind of question is this? I don't know, problably keep rubbing me? or something like keep your feet off me? LOL ahahahahah yeah

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  • by tempus on June 7th, 2009

    tempus

    Spray some perfume on us. We stink! +4

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  • by 404 on June 7th, 2009

    404

    "Go to hell!" because they hate me and I hate them.

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  • by Galeanda on June 7th, 2009

    Galeanda

    Some lotion would be a good thing!!! And how about a foot massage?

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  • by explainstuff on June 2nd, 2009

    explainstuff

    Dude ! Get us outta here...it stinks. barf barf

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  • by WhOknOws on May 30th, 2009

    WhOknOws

    who the $@#$ are you?!?

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  • by UneFille on May 23rd, 2009

    UneFille

    Ouch.

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  • by Regina on May 23rd, 2009

    Regina

    Please don't wear those shoes because they are pretty...just put some shoes on that you can wear your orthodics with or I'll make you pay later!!!!

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  • A little more attention please. I want some new shoes too.

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  • by Mountain Momma on May 23rd, 2009

    Mountain Momma

    We're lovin' this polish!=D

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  • by ard munch on May 23rd, 2009

    ard munch

    we really miss your arches :[

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  • by Sade4life on May 23rd, 2009

    Sade4life

    Boy stop sucking my big toe!

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  • by wookieblu on May 23rd, 2009

    wookieblu

    im in pain rest me

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  • by celticmoonlight on May 23rd, 2009

    celticmoonlight

    SIT DOWN FOR 5 SECONDS JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

    they arent happy feet.

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  • by Don Gorgeous George on May 23rd, 2009

    Don Gorgeous George

    Suck my fat toe, while you massage me.

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  • by Aero the lifeguard on May 23rd, 2009

    Aero the lifeguard

    "Dude, just a hint, when we turn yellow and smell, GET US SOME OINTMENT!"

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  • by AIR_INDIA_says_Wass_Up on May 23rd, 2009

    AIR_INDIA_says_Wass_Up

    Shave me PLZ:P

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  • by Ironhead on May 23rd, 2009

    Ironhead

    Holy Jesus Ayala.....wash them suckers.....

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  • by Maybe_I_Know on May 23rd, 2009

    Maybe_I_Know

    Lets moonwalk.

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  • by PrairieWind on May 23rd, 2009

    PrairieWind

    Sit down give me a break

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  • by subiedrienker..fame in my name on May 23rd, 2009

    subiedrienker..fame in my name

    you alway love female feet, when would you care for us....

    why do you always have to run.......

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  • by Orlabobs on May 23rd, 2009

    Orlabobs

    why the heck do you do ballet and especially pointe work and hurt me?! immense pain once a week! ooowwww!!

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  • by nice jugs on May 23rd, 2009

    nice jugs

    some times i feel like a heel,,,,,???

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  • by nice jugs on May 23rd, 2009

    nice jugs

    worried dyslexic feet would say,,,,whats a foot

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  • by Katsuona on May 23rd, 2009

    Katsuona

    Stop scratching me so hard! I'm tired of all these dang sores!

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  • by nice jugs on May 23rd, 2009

    nice jugs

    bossy feet would say.....i wear the boots in this house,,,,

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  • by nice jugs on May 23rd, 2009

    nice jugs

    it's so cold out,,,and i think i'am getting the boot ,,,,,,

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  • by Kravenhead on May 23rd, 2009

    Kravenhead

    We're all barenakedy and love'n it... Hot-cha!!

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  • by English Gal is back. on May 23rd, 2009

    English Gal is back.

    why on earth did you wear new shoes?

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  • by chickenchaser on May 23rd, 2009

    chickenchaser

    Well, right now my left foot is screaming "Get this f&*#ing cast off me now!!!! I am sweating to death!!!!!

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  • by OBoy on May 23rd, 2009

    OBoy

    Quit wearing flip flops, it's giving me a wedgie!

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  • by betony24.rei-chan on May 23rd, 2009

    betony24.rei-chan

    run like the wind. (if i'm at track. lol.)

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  • by 08Busa on May 23rd, 2009

    08Busa

    They would say "Mfph mshprwm fphmfhw hfphfmnshp wmf". Dont worry, I couldnt understand them either, maybe I should take my shoes off once in a while to see if I could understand them.

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