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Thanks for the nice pedicure! ;)
Move the fridge closer!! :-/ Lol......
How about airing us out when we get home from work tonight?
Ouch!
I hate the atmosphere inside my shoes!
keep rubbing me!! awww yea that's the spot!!
Get me out of these shoes, I can't breath
"you were right, the coconut milk moisturiser IS lovely"
"we're aching mamma - please put us up on a soft cushion" :D
WALK DONT RUN
Get me out of here!!!
Holy shit, what the @#$%@! are you wearing on me?!
Wash me once in a while and a little foot powder wouldn't hurt, either!
"""PLEASE""" don't put anymore shoes on me...
"So, when are you going to lose weight, big boy? you are crushing us to death".
"IM TIRED OF STAYING IN ONE PLACE!" Because Im always reading.
When standing straight for a minute or two they would say "ouch".
What? what kind of question is this? I don't know, problably keep rubbing me? or something like keep your feet off me? LOL ahahahahah yeah
Spray some perfume on us. We stink! +4
"Go to hell!" because they hate me and I hate them.
Some lotion would be a good thing!!! And how about a foot massage?
Dude ! Get us outta here...it stinks. barf barf
who the $@#$ are you?!?
Ouch.
Please don't wear those shoes because they are pretty...just put some shoes on that you can wear your orthodics with or I'll make you pay later!!!!
A little more attention please. I want some new shoes too.
We're lovin' this polish!=D
we really miss your arches :[
Boy stop sucking my big toe!
im in pain rest me
SIT DOWN FOR 5 SECONDS JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
they arent happy feet.
Suck my fat toe, while you massage me.
"Dude, just a hint, when we turn yellow and smell, GET US SOME OINTMENT!"
Shave me PLZ:P
Holy Jesus Ayala.....wash them suckers.....
Lets moonwalk.
Sit down give me a break
you alway love female feet, when would you care for us....
why do you always have to run.......
why the heck do you do ballet and especially pointe work and hurt me?! immense pain once a week! ooowwww!!
some times i feel like a heel,,,,,???
worried dyslexic feet would say,,,,whats a foot
Stop scratching me so hard! I'm tired of all these dang sores!
bossy feet would say.....i wear the boots in this house,,,,
it's so cold out,,,and i think i'am getting the boot ,,,,,,
We're all barenakedy and love'n it... Hot-cha!!
why on earth did you wear new shoes?
Well, right now my left foot is screaming "Get this f&*#ing cast off me now!!!! I am sweating to death!!!!!
Quit wearing flip flops, it's giving me a wedgie!
run like the wind. (if i'm at track. lol.)
They would say "Mfph mshprwm fphmfhw hfphfmnshp wmf". Dont worry, I couldnt understand them either, maybe I should take my shoes off once in a while to see if I could understand them.
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Thanks, MD +6
by Polly Math on May 27th, 2009
yeah there you go!!!
by Eddie O. on June 27th, 2009