Why are you following me?!
by 
Jay Was Here - AYPWIP
ANSWERS: 75
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Because you look like you know where you are going!
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You probably have bacon. If you don't i'll probably lose interest and move on.
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I'm NOT following you. You are ahead of me, and we just happen to be going in exactly the same direction!
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I'm lost
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ahhhh you caught me... so what are you doing later lol
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bc your hot
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I think It was your shadow that had you confused.
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why would I be following you? why are you parinoid? are you on drugs? have you done something? should I call the police to investigate? why are you leaving?
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You're paranoid. I'm going where I'm going.
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I'm not following you, I was just walking too slow and you passed me up and now I can't get back in front of you.
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A wise but dead soul once said "Just because your paranoid don't mean their not after you."
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I was trying to check out your ass yo:):)
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You dropped your plan to take over the world, I thought you'd want it back...
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You're my friend. I don't wanna lose you...
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practicing what i learned in stalking 101
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I thought you said "Follow me to the Dairy Queen "
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Good question, I thought you knew where you were going but, it's obvious you are as lost as I am..LMAO :)
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That's not me, that's the money you'd save by switching to Geico.
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I am following you because I have reason to believe that you know the location of Pinky and the Brain. I think Jay that you and Brain are very much alike. You are plotting with Brain to take over the world but I will keep on following you and put out mouse traps and catch Pinky, the Brain and you in your evil plan.
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"My turn signals aren't working, so I can't pull-out to pass!"
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I am trying to figure out what that smell is, it is bad but it is still interesting, what the hell is it?
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because I have a question, slow down.
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I'm so far ahead of you that I'm about to "lap" you...;-D...
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I thought you were Uncle Kracker...
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When you were onstage karaoking to Aerosmith's, "Walk this Way..." I thought you meant it.... ;) jk
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Because you are just so dadgom easy to follow! hehehe...don't put a restraining order on me!! :O :P
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Well other people chase my tail, so I wanted to see what it was like to chase after yours :)
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I'm protecting you from the cat!! :0)
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I'm not you sicko,hahaha!!!!
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Well i must feed i need blood! :)
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You are in the wrong path and I've to take care of you!
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theres a strange smell and i have to find out what it is
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I got bored... You looked like an interesting person.
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thought you were my mum +10
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cuz i love you
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i am busy plotting.
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You were out in front so I thought you were the leader.
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no we are going to the same place now turn around and mind your own business...lol+5.
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am not following you, its just that i am going where you too are going
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Cause ur arse is so damn sexy!
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I am hungry!
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You dropped your cellphone....
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this is soooo embarassing....but...could you tell me the name of your cologne?
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Because I am very curious about you! +5
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I have been trying to tell you that your zipper is undone! SLOW DOWN so I can whisper it in your ear!! *whispers* Jay your barn door is open buddy! LOL +5
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I got something for you today. Kinda little but I think you will like it and something else. : )
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I am? Maybe I will.
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You knew about that? oh dear, I'm gonna fail detective school once again!
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Well I was lost and thought maybe you'd be able to show me the way out.
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i thought you had some money flying out of your pocket, so i tailed you down the street.
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I thought this was Twitter.
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You own me. I'm your dog!
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I am stalking you with murderous intentions...why is that a problem?
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You have a sign on your back that says: "FOLLOW ME" :).
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Because if I follow you I will never be lost.
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You look like someone who owes me some money.
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I heard you know where they keep the cheese.
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i heard you giving away free money bags and sweets
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Because you invited me over to your house....
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U were following me so I started following you, so I could get back at you for following me earlier. Smart plan right, I amaze myself sometimes. Hey pssst you can get me back for following you, then I could get you back for following me. So I be getting you back for following me for following you for following me, I think oh my head hurts. I don't wanna follow you anymore, I'm getting some ice cream Bye. DON'T FOLLOW ME.
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I wouldn't be following you if you weren't walking infront of me.
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Well if you must know I was paid in full to have you assassinated..... unless you have enough money to pay me to stop and have your assassinators assassinated?
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Rob you. lol:) now you will run or fight back?
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you have some toilet paper on your shoe
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Don't you remember? You asked me to. Are you having problems with that short term memory again?
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Because you look as if you know where you are going.
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because I'm a store detective and that big empty store bag looks suspicious.
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Because you have toilet paper sticking out of your underwear.
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I'm in the trailer you are towing
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I'm sleep walking lmfao!
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I am not following you, so dont be so paranoid!!
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LOL +3 Because I'm a cat and you are a mouse.
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waiting for you to make me laugh:P lol
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I thought you were carrying some doughnuts...mmm doughnuts! :D
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Because you are leading me to a secure location where we can plot the next step in our plan for world-domination! Oh, and the hamsters have signed on along with the zebras and the ostriches!
-NUNYA-- RELATED QUESTIONS
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