Ok, well here it goes..from personal experience: 1. Unzip your pants. 2. Pull last night's leftover hot dog out of your purse/bookbag. 3. Look around to make sure your crush is watching you. 4. Lick the hot dog while staring at him. 5. Slowly move towards the direction of your pants. 6. Slowly insert the hot dog (while licking your lips and staring at your crush.) 7. Go to town and enjoy yourself, maybe your crush will be turned on. 8. Meet him after school. 9. And then it's all good from there...if ya know what i mean:)

Get off your blackberry and pay attention! lol I know I know...better said than done right? You want to graduate don't you? Make sure you don't miss out on any important info.

You are in class right now? If you want to stave off the boredom you could try these: Get some marbles. Roll them under the chairs from the back of the room, and see which one gets the closest to the front of the room. Put your hand up to ask questions - if you cannot think of a question - ask the teacher to repeat what they just said. Do that every few minutes - see how long it is before the teacher gets irritated by the interruptions Drop things on the floor - again, see how many things you can drop before the teacher gets irritated. Ask to go to the bathroom - when you come back, ask again Develop 'tourettes' - make strange noises Stare at the ceiling - see how long before the teacher does so too! Prepare a class "lotto" - each person in the class gets a piece of paper with a random selection of "buzz words" on it - the kinds of words usually used by that teacher. Every time they hear one, they must tick it off their list - if someone clears their entire list, they should stand up and shout: Recess! Ask questions: but make sure the teacher has already answered them - for example, in an English class, if the topic is Shakespeare, ask: Who wrote this play? etc Desk moving - this requires coordination between a group of students, and normally needs to be prepared before the lesson. Every time the teacher turns their back , everyone should very very quietly move their desk forward by about an inch - maintaining the order of the desk rows. After a little while, the teacher should find themselves pinned to the board! *LOL* Same works with all moving desks to the left or right - but the key is to make sure that everyone coordinated their movements, and that they all do it quietly! (Can you tell that I am a teacher?) Ok... or.. the final suggestion - you could do some work?

If I were you and had mastered the class, as you appear to have done, I'd talk to the Vice Principle and see if I could get transferred to a more advanced class.

I dunno. Pay attention?

Shoot rubberbands at the teacher when their not looking. :)