Hey can anyone post some husband-wife or sex jokes! Every post is appreciated.
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ashikche is Kazi Ashikuzzaman
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A Husband and wife were out in the forest and decided to have sex ... After about fifteen minutes, the husband jumps up and yells ; "I wish I had a flashlight !" The wife says; "I wish you did too, the last ten minutes , you've been eating grass!"
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Here's one for ya' .... A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
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Two dead men were talking- 1: hello, friend! how did you die? 2: catching cold. what about you? 1: i had just suicided. 2: a suicide! can you pls tell me the story? 1: ok. that evening when i returned home from job, i heared my wife talking with someone. she opened the door long after i had knocked. I was suspecting her to be the guilty and searched every inch of my house for the wreched man. but i found nothing. Being in a great shame i suicided. it was my punisment that i doubted my innocent wife! 2: if only...if only have you opened your fridge brother, we would both be alive!
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