Can anybody give me some yo mama jokes?
by 
ShikkaBoomBoom
ANSWERS: 7
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yo mama so fat she bleeds strawberry jam. yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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Yo mama so fat she takes a bath in the ocean. Yo mama so huge when she got hit by a bus she said "stop throwing those rocks at me!" Yo mama so dumb the weather man said it will be chilly outside today, and she brought her a bowl. Yo mama so ignorant she went into walgreens and asked "how come the walls aren't green?" Yo mama so wide when I told her to turn around there was a sign on her that said "to be continued." Yo mama so hairy she need a weed eater instead of a shaver. Yo mama so dumb when the doctor said I will give you a shot she said but you don't have a gun.
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Your mums like a bowling ball picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter Yo mums teeth are so yellow she spits out lemonaide yo mums so fat she has her own turn signals Resturants have a capacity limit 1000 people or your mum
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Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway +5
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Yo mama so fat she uses bacon as band aids.
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Yo mamma is sexeh!
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