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Probably...LOL
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If a dog talked, I would believe anything it said.
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If it could talk i would believe anything it said however bizarre
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Only if it had a hunchback...
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No... ... And then I'd stop taking the tablets.
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Who cares? I'd be worth millions! A talking dog, what Letterman's phone number?!
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Hell no. Just because it's a talking dog doesn't mean it won't try to mess with your head.
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Yeah, sure, why not?
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I would probably ask it cooking questions.
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I would be very surprised, but, no I wuld not believe the talking dog if it identified itself as a dead relative, or any dead person for that matter. Though I was raised as a christian i firmly believe that when we die, we no longer think, feel or have any functions any more. We simply cease to exist, and are not awakened in a new reality or transported to an alternate dimension. That being the case, the dead could not possess the body of a person, object or animal. I would be more inclined to distrust a talking dog, because it would be far more likely to be possessed by a demon, or fallen angel. Remember the Bible book of Genesis? It was a snake that misled the woman, yet later in the Bible the writers identify Satan, the Devil, as the "father of the lie" and make it clear that it was him who decieved the woman and introduced corruption and rebellion. So Satan took the form of a snake and talked to the woman, or used the body of an existing one as a "sock puppet", possessing it or taking control of it's bodily functions. Likewise it could be done with the talking dog.
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If a dog talked, I would be mad. So I'd believe it.
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I would question his integrity as when I got him he told me he was The Lone Ranger.
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Nah! I'd start looking for the ventriloquist.
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