Besides denying global warming, what other crazy beliefs will get you a Republican job?
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Halliburton Shill
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I've never herd a republican deny that the globe my be warming. Do you mean the hoax that man is causing it?
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Maybe I missed it but is there a point to this question?
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Oh, the list is endless: Cutting tax rates raises tax revenues (then why don't we make all tax rates zero? Infinite government revenue!) Investment banker contracts are inviolate, but blue-collar union contracts are political footballs. $56 billion (savings due to Clinton-era 'welfare reform') is greater than $3200 billion (rough estimate of corporate welfare over the same period) Markets are self-regulating, because intelligent people will NEVER engage in scams to enrich themselves and screw others. A proposal to INCREASE legal limits of toxic chemicals in drinking water is a 'Clean Water Act' A proposal to allow power plants to emit MORE pollution is a 'Clear Skies Initiative' A proposal to build more roads (at government expense) to allow lumber companies to clear-cut government land is a 'Healthy Forests Initiative' Torture is just 'enhanced interrogation' I could go on all day......:-P... . . .
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I don't know about beliefs, but can I throw general stupidity in there somewhere?
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* A penchant for having anonymous gay sex in public stalls. * A keen interest in erotic fiction which must include at least one of the following: bestiality, rape, excessive drug use, scatological humiliation. * A generally hypocritical hatred of someone who has different beliefs than you. I think any of those would suffice, but two couldn't hurt. Ahh, here's hoping the GOP sheds off those idiots.
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Paying their taxes BEFORE they are appointed to a government post?
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Being too lazy to work? Oh, wait... that'll just get me a handout from the liberals.
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Molesting kids. Got Foley? http://www.armchairsubversive.org/
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Committing fraud on elections, lying, opposing abortion and waging war (at the same time), cheating, stealing, sleeping with other people's husbands and wives (or both), torturing prisoners, using the Constitution as toilet paper, giving away all of the people's money to other countries and the rich, public scandals, opposing progress, sponsoring religion. Geez, so many choices, so little time...
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putting religion into the government.
Hardcore Conservative 
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