Wanna open an inconvenience store with me?
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Tsamaya is on semi-retirement
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I don't think that would be, well, "convenient" for me right now, economy, blah blah, y'know. lol
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Yes. The hours would be 10 to 11 in the morning and then 3 to 3:30 in the afternoons.
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Nah, too many of them already. By the way, what language will the empoyees of your store not speak fluently?
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I already have some locations in mind...
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yes, at many places!
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Yes, we could have it way out in the country so it would be hard to find and then put the shelves up really high. +3
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I was just thinking of the term "convenient" the other day when I went in one to purchase a single banana and the guy told me the price was $1.50 and that was for the "convenience" of being able to buy it there instead of walking next door to the grocery store where I could buy an entire pound of bananas for .39 cents. Something is "convenient" about that? What? The line is shorter? I don't have to walk as far? I don't call them "convenience" stores. I call the price gouging stores. ;) No thanks.. I don't live my life that way, but be my guest.
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Yes we could put it way out in the country so it was hard to find and then put the shelves up really high. +3
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Someone told me bananas cost $1.50 each in those places for the "convenience"..I could just walk next door to the grocery store and buy an entire pound for 39 cents and to be honest, the grocery store isn't that much more "inconvenient" than the "convenient" store. Have we become so lazy that we're willing to pay 5 Xs the price for something instead of walking an extra 50 feet in a grocery store? I guess inconvenience store pretty much nails it right on the head. Will this store have thugs on the payroll to harass customers as they come and go too? How about nails embedded in the parking lot to flatten tires? Pre greased floors to encourage slips and falls?..I know..how about a REAL long corridor with lots of uneven steps they have to go through to get in the store and doors you need a hydraulic jack to open? If we're going to make it inconvenient then lets not play around! ;)
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Yes, it's going to be on top of a one hundred story building with no elevator or stairway access. The only way to visit will be to toss a grappling hook from from the 88th floor.
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