How can I get into Hell? Are there any requirements I need to fulfill in order to spend my eternity there?
by 
Don Gorgeous George
ANSWERS: 21
-
Fart alot??
-
Keep asking questions that will tick people off on AB, and an AB'er may put you there.
-
You need a plane ticket to Michigan. Hell, Michigan. No kidding. Look it up. Tell them to bury you there for all eternity.
-
Making the presumption that there is a hell, you just have to annoy whatever God or Gods you think exist. Or, you could go to hell right now by following this and repeatedly watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-g3KGeC-AI Enjoy
-
There is no hell in y opinion but to play it safe: Be a racist ignore the needs of the porr and sick be a grredy fuck be generally ignorant Be a vocally religious person Ah shit just be a republican everything else will fall in lace. PS. Go To Hell. ( if thats what you really want and ther is one.) Say hi to tricky Dick Nixon and All the Popes
-
murder = going to hell. But i don't think you want to be that extreme because until you dies and actually went to hell you'd feel really bad about it so you could try rape or neglecting those in need that you could help...though honestly any option would make you feel like shit until you actually died.
-
Good boys go to heaven Bad boys go everywhere.
-
Hell doesn't want you because you're too much of a pussy.
-
First join the Republican Party. There are a lot of them there.
-
You can do any evil you want and as long as you make an act of contrition and be truly sorry for the sin before you die, you will go to heaven. Anyway that's how I was taught. So, when you were told to go to hell, it was more a figure of speech.
-
All you have to do is say you're a Christian. God knows better...he he...only bad part is that you'll be spending all eternity roasting in that giant BBQ with all the Christians and Jews
-
ya dont care dont do nothing and keep bashing Christians
-
spitting instead of swallowing God's holy load
-
be egocentric. don't reproduce but sleep around alot. don't get married but have multiple girl friends and cheat on them all. before you die get rid of your fear of snakes and keep a lovely one in your house. do not mistreat it. Satan will know. and it'll really tick god off for you to treat his currsed creation like that.
-
Reject Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, die in your sins, and you will be assured of a ticket to the Lake Of Fire. However, I would suggest that you don't buy that ticket, it's one way only and once there you will wish you weren't. Eternal torment and an eternity away from the presence of God are not perks that I would wish upon anyone and your flippant attitude towards this very real place isn't helping your cause.
-
Get a shovel, start digging.
-
Just die since hell is simply dead, buried, your grave. Hell, hades, sheol, the grave, they all mean the same thing.
-
Live life just as you wish. It is really very easy. Good luck!
-
Many religions teach that hell is a fiery place of torment, but the question is what does the bible teach? If you check the history you will find that the common belief of hell is rooted in pagan beliefs. Therefore there is no way you can get into hell. Just an imaginary place of imaginary torture so no way to spend eternity there. Now there are bible translations that use the word hell, but the original Greek word translated hell is Geenna which comes from the Hebrew word Geh Hinnom which means Valley of Hinnom. That valley is where garbage used to be burned outside of Jerusalem. Seeing how if you burn trash it's gone forever, the reference to hell then would be complete destruction. Throw a dead body in, it aint coming back...
-
Obviously ask questions like this... Oh, and become a member of at least one religion. That way you'll be condemned to at least a gazillion other hells!
-
I'll be heading that way pretty soon, I can put in a good word for ya :)
HoboJoe 
Moongrim RELATED QUESTIONS
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC