Oh yeah. 2006 around midnight - taken to ER for salivary gland infection. Face swollen, LOTS of pain. No ENT on staff, so ER doc gives my spouse a list of Doctors to call in morning, and gives me a big fat shot of morphine. The first thing I asked my husband to get me was my sunglasses. It was midnight. I forgot that I was in pain - at least until morning. It made everyone in ER laugh. Including me.

My friend got smashed across the head with a metal bar after a night out. We were both wasted, got to the hospital, had to wait for so long to get sorted. Anyway, I got nudged by someone, to wake me up, and me and my friend where top and tail on his bed, with like the whole ER staff in the room. Good times.

Maybe not funny ha-ha.... The family dog bit me. Completely at random. I still couldn't tell you how it all happened besides me being annoying and the dog being secretly kind of scary. I needed some stitches. My parents were mostly annoyed we had to go to the E.R. at 10 pm on a Sunday night. And also Memorial Day was the next day...

I cut my thumb nail off on a meat slicer and i was waiting for the doctors to come in the room and of course i was crying they just came in a numb me and it was burning, so there was this spanish guy that had a knife sticking out the back of his shoulder and he looks at me and says oooo don't cry mami then like 5 minutes later i hear him scream they had to rip it out of him, but i was thinking to myself your tellin me not to cry you have a knife hanging out of you.

i FOUND IT FUNNY THAT IN THE 1980'S i HAD PROBLEMS WITH BLEEDING UCLERS.I was also then having some type of manic espisode then, when the guard step away from treatment area door...I ran in before being called and I Yell out loud I need to be seen now...There were to ambulance drivers and one doctor present. the doctor said to me what are you hi off. I reply knee-hi. HE look very puzzled and said what's that something you've mixed togther. I repated knee-hi & he ask the ambulance driver did he know what this new drug Knee-hi was and he shook his head. The doctor said we are going to have to know what you have used. I said I am knee high Crazy...Crazy since knew high NO false addictives and they all start laughing ..the doctor said Now if that's all natural it is scaray!

LMAO I dated a Doc and he told this guy came in with a cucumber stuck in his ass and he asked the guy how it happened. The guy told him he was making a salad and slipped on the cucumber.

about two years ago i was admitted with kidney probs, they forgot about me and left me there and was told off by the registrar and i was seen by a foreign doc. I was attended with a nurse and the doc put a catheter up the wrong hole... i couldnt stop laughing as the doc wasnt amused why urine wasnt coming out when i was in retention. I managed to tell the nurse just about inbetween laughing, i had just had morphine so didnt care. The nurse was trying her best not to laugh and i in the end told the doc... The doc wasnt impressed and then tried to put it in the uretha the same catheter, until i pointed out this wasnt right... she finally got it in, and forgot to put the bag on and got soaked, by this time the nurse and i was in hysterics... She then went to put a cannula in my hand and blew my hand up, daft woman then went at side of it and it went in ok but had lost the fixture for the end and got covered in blood. We often laugh about this and the nurse has a name for me after that and we see each other from time to time.. when i go in with kidney problems.. Often wonder what happened to that doctor, was so funny ..... uk hospitals eh, cant beat em.

I work in er here,registering patients to see the doc. I collect their info,like address,phone,etc.A young couple came in,and I asked her their address.She was slow I think,and said she didn't know,coz they had just moved there,but it was right behind the hospital.Her boyfriend says "Wait a sec!"...and runs out the door.About 10 min's later,he runs back in,and tells me a street name.I look at him,and ask him what number on the street.He looks at me with a blank stare,and says again,"Wait a sec!"He runs back out the door,and I looked at my partner and the triage nurse,who were wetting their pants laughing,and said "This is a good time for my break!You guys deal with this moron!"