why are you all idiots?

"My beloved children, why do you persecute Me"?

Why do you dumbasses try to speak on my behalf?

Why does all the worst stuff get done in my name?

What seems to be the problem here?

This guy walks into a bar....

My Dear Friend, if you knew the attributes of God then you would know He is all knowing. So, God does not have to post a question because He is God and He is the answer to all questions. God knows your heart my friend. He is not surprised by what He sees in it. He is not taken by shock anything you can do. So, be still and know that He is God

I left you in charge! what have you done to my blue marble?

Do you have any idea what happened on last week's episode of "Lost"?

Why does no one call me on the phone, except the pope, maybe, in Rome?

He'd say, "I love lamp."

may i come in?

WHY YOU PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH WIsHES AND WANTS!!!!?????

What have you done with the place?

What have you done with the place?!?

They said I did WHAT? They said I did THAT? Oh, good grief! You people get things so screwed UP!

"Adam, Adam, lama sabachthani?"

Who are all these people claiming to speak in my name?

" Do you guys know Jesus will be coming soon?"

I equipped you to solve problems and find the answers to all your questions. With the evidence I've made sure to leave around showing you how I did it, why do you believe in some book and not the evidence all around you?

I am everywhere, even inside each of you, so why then, do so many of you who seek Me, look elsewhere & not just look inside themselves, where I wait patiently for them to find Me and become one with Me?

I like this question. He'd probably ask "Why can't you all listen?"

I think he would ask ... "why do you not have more faith in me"   and i would answer "look at the starving abused neglected raped murdered tortured children of the world"

"Who is this darwin anyway????"

1)"Will I pass the pee test if...?" 2)"I found a green capsule with the letters..." 3)"Could I be pregnant if I...?"

What part of "Thou shalt not kill" didn't you understand?!

"You just don't get it, do you?"

"Whats is with all the hate?"

"Why can't you all just get along?"

Why do you deny me? I left my fingerprints all around for you to see and you believe in some person called a scientist?!

Guys? Guys? Hello? Is this thing on?

Is this why I created man?

Wouldn't God use Yahoo! Answers?

What the hell is up with George? I thought we were friends.

Why are my clouds all dingy, who left out the bleach?

when will you all ever learn ? Why do you take everything for granted?

When are people going to realize that I am the true deceiver of humanity? - God

why do you use my name in vain?

You guys are great, how did you figure this out?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways........(TO INFINITY)

Children, why do you deny me so?

no just me......

God did ask me to rest and be at peace and that all will be ok..............and now it is.

'Is there any ilah (god) with Allah? Say: "Bring forth your proofs, if you are truthful."' ALLAH (GOD) Almighty already asks you in the Noble Quran [27: 59-64]: [59]" Say (O Muhammad (peace be upon him)) "Praise and thanks be to Allah, and peace be on His slaves whom He has chosen (for His Message)! Is Allah better, or (all) that you ascribe as partners (to Him)?" (Of course, Allah is Better). [60] Is not He (better than your gods) Who created the heavens and the earth, and sends down for you water (rain) from the sky, whereby We (Allah) cause to grow wonderful gardens full of beauty and delight? It is not in your ability to cause the growth of their trees. Is there any ilah (god) with Allah? Nay, but they are a people who ascribe equals (to Him)! [61] Is not He (better than your gods) Who has made the earth as a fixed abode, and has placed rivers in its midst, and has placed firm mountains therein, and has set a barrier between the two seas (of salt and sweet water)? Is there any ilah (god) with Allah? Nay, but most of them know not. [62] Is not He (better than your gods) Who responds to the distressed one, when he calls on Him, and Who removes the evil, and makes you inheritors of the earth, generations after generations? Is there any ilah (god) with Allah? Little is that you remember! [63] Is not He (better than your gods) Who guides you in the darkness of the land and the sea, and Who sends the winds as heralds of glad tidings, going before His Mercy (rain)? Is there any ilah (god) with Allah? High Exalted is Allah above all that they associate as partners (to Him)! [64] Is not He (better than your so-called gods) Who originates creation, and shall thereafter repeat it, and Who provides for you from heaven and earth? Is there any ilah (god) with Allah? Say: "Bring forth your proofs, if you are truthful." "

Has anybody seen Jesus lately? The kid's run off again."

Please could you all stop fighting ?

Who is Allah?

"Why do any of you believe in Scientology? it's the craziest one I've heard yet!"

Why can't you people get along with one another....what's wrong with all of you?

Why are you all so dang stubborn?

'How wrecked was I when I designed this place?'

Why have so many forsaken me ??

"What's the MATTER with you people?"

"Ooooooh I just can't wait for 2012, can you?"

I Love You All!! Think! Why do you wish to destroy my Beloved Creation, your Mother, the Flesh of your Flesh. Look no longer on your past, see your destruction NOW! And bring forth a better tomorrow. Turn back to loving your life and the elements that life gives you. Love... Everything for a better tomorrow... For a better future. SoulFire MoonDragon

So tell Me, really, how do you feel about My Son?

Damned shit...who took my super powers cuz all i can do is post on AB.. life sucks d00d!

Why do you have so many damn versions of who and what I am? I'm just 1 entity!

OMG guys, I think I'm pregnant. What do i do???

"I [God] have no need of a bull from your stall or of goats from your pens, for every animal of the forest is mine, and the cattle on a thousand hills. I know every bird in the mountains, and the creatures of the field are mine. If I were hungry I would not tell you, for the world is mine, and all that is in it" (Psalm 50:9-12). God is JHWH. The Self-Existent One. Before anything was created, He existed. He needs nothing that any of us can offer to Him. He knows all things, so He, the infinite, would not bother to ask finite, fickle humanity anything. "O LORD, you have searched me and you know me. You know when I sit and when I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar. You discern my going out and my lying down; you are familiar with all my ways. Before a word is on my tongue you know it completely, O LORD. You hem me in—behind and before; you have laid your hand upon me. Such knowledge is too wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain" (Psalm 139:1-6). God is omniscient. The hypothetical question is foolish.

Ummm... I seem to have made a wrong turn back in Wisconsin, Can anyone tell me how to get back to Heaven...or the Hooters in Chicago?

O Me. Why do I keep trying ?

Are you prepared to meet your maker?

If you do not respond to my question then i will assume that you are longer alive on earth.

Do humans exist?

Why cant you all live in harmony like I planned? and what have you done with what I have given you?

GOD is rather the kind of guy to ask: "What have you done of your life?" God could also wonder: "Why do you think I am a 'he'?" (assuming GOD exists...)

Who do you say that I am?

will you PLEASE stop killing and hating in my name? but since i don't believe in a sentient god the question ought to be asked by everyone.

Will you believe me! And take me at my word? I can not lie! Why would you choose a few years of pleasure over eternity? Why do you hate me so much? I have giving you the the breath of life! You couldn`t even have woke up today if I haven`t granted that to you! Why do you refuse the way I have made for you through my son? Why do you hate my ways? They are the ways of righteousness! Why do you justify your ways before me? Why must you force me to judge you for your sin, when I have offered you mercy?

Why do so many of you question the reality of me?

...he'd PROBABLY say something like, "HUMAN-dammit! What's WRONG with you, you ungrateful, self-serving, greedy, disloyal, dishonest, arrogant sons (and daughters) of mine?!?!"

Did you know I love you? And probably then would follow " Why want yall just believe, look what all I've done for you?

Ready to be tortured?

Which god?

LEAVE ME ALONE, I DON'T CARE. IF I DID CARE, I'D LET YOU KNOW BECAUSE I'M GOD AND I CAN DO THAT. JUST LIVE YOUR STUPID LIVES AND DIE, LEAVE ME OUT OF IT. I CREATED YOU ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

What's the deal with wingdings? LOL!

Why do you keep blaming me for what your doing wrong?

"Will the world end in 2012, because I keep hearing that it will... and there is that movie..."

Why are humans so pitiful and braindead, that they assume I, the Almighty, would want them to worship me? I did not create them to have some people to worship me, I'm the Almighty, not the insecure Almighty, I don't want or need people to worship me, they should be enjoying their lives and only concern themselves with me when they're in my presence. And to be honest, no-one likes a brown-nose, and the whole worship thing doesn't endear me to you more as I see it as a form of brown-nosing. I hold priority in heaven, and everywhere else, everyone else is on a par with each other, but beneath me, so worshippers don't get to jump the queue into Heaven over the non-worshippers. So, why do humans worship me?

If Jesus is the answer, I guess his question might be.....How did Eve get out of the garden?

Why must they lean on their own understanding and not mine?

"Why can't you all just get along?"

am I the real god or one of the other gods you think I could be.

Why must they lean on their own understanding and not mine?

BOO?