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by Dr_Dredd on April 15th, 2009
What part of "Thou shalt not kill" didn't you understand?!
by wing.walker on April 15th, 2009
Why does all the worst stuff get done in my name?
by need2no on April 15th, 2009
"My beloved children, why do you persecute Me"?
by 23Skidoo on April 15th, 2009
I equipped you to solve problems and find the answers to all your questions. With the evidence I've made sure to leave around showing you how I did it, why do you believe in some book and not the evidence all around you?
by Democrat Shill on April 15th, 2009
I like this question. He'd probably ask "Why can't you all listen?"
by Seeya says Dont Ever Give Up on April 15th, 2009
I left you in charge! what have you done to my blue marble?
by Karen Anne Queen of AB on April 15th, 2009
My Dear Friend, if you knew the attributes of God then you would know He is all knowing. So, God does not have to post a question because He is God and He is the answer to all questions.
God knows your heart my friend. He is not surprised by what He sees in it. He is not taken by shock anything you can do. So, be still and know that He is God
by Goulash on April 15th, 2009
"Why can't you all just get along?"
by Lost on April 15th, 2009
"Whats is with all the hate?"
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on April 15th, 2009
They said I did WHAT? They said I did THAT?
Oh, good grief! You people get things so screwed UP!
by Sam on April 15th, 2009
What have you done with the place?!?
by Sam on April 15th, 2009
What have you done with the place?
by MHfreak1991 on April 15th, 2009
why are you all idiots?
by RadMan on April 15th, 2009
Is this why I created man?
by Nada Normal on April 15th, 2009
"Who is this darwin anyway????"
by Takei-Shihan on April 15th, 2009
I am everywhere, even inside each of you, so why then, do so many of you who seek Me, look elsewhere & not just look inside themselves, where I wait patiently for them to find Me and become one with Me?
by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on April 15th, 2009
Why does no one call me on the phone, except the pope, maybe, in Rome?
by Arisztid on December 7th, 2010
"Will you PLEASE stop using MY name as an excuse for hating people different than you?"
This would apply to any high profile god, not just the Christian one.
by Brian I on December 7th, 2010
He would ask everybody to stop asking silly questions about religions that differ from the asker's religion.
by Pater Murmidonorum on April 15th, 2009
may i come in?
by Danilito on April 15th, 2009
This guy walks into a bar....
by The Chief on December 7th, 2010
Why are so many people confused about whether or not they, or their dignificant other, could be pregnant? I didn't make sex THAT difficult to understand! I don't think I could have made it any simpler!
:):)
by Marky Mark on December 7th, 2010
A million questions but nobody ever asks if the Big Bang was caused by flatulence? What is wrong with you people?
by gtravels loves her life penguin on December 7th, 2010
Why don't people check for duplicate questions before posting?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1405441
by ConservativelyLiberal on December 7th, 2010
God: Yeah so uh, there's this girl who claims she had my child, but we never even had sex. What can I do about it?
by Gone_Hunting ! on December 7th, 2010
I found a round pill with numbers.......
by dimpledlo on April 15th, 2009
Why do you deny me? I left my fingerprints all around for you to see and you believe in some person called a scientist?!
by Vintage... on April 15th, 2009
"You just don't get it, do you?"
by uncacal on April 15th, 2009
1)"Will I pass the pee test if...?"
2)"I found a green capsule with the letters..."
3)"Could I be pregnant if I...?"
by Anonymous on April 15th, 2009
I think he would ask ...
"why do you not have more faith in me"
and i would answer
"look at the starving abused neglected raped murdered tortured children of the world"
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on April 15th, 2009
Who are all these people claiming to speak in my name?
by urk on April 15th, 2009
"Adam, Adam, lama sabachthani?"
by Zeepers Productions on April 15th, 2009
He'd say, "I love lamp."
by AbsolutValu on April 15th, 2009
Do you have any idea what happened on last week's episode of "Lost"?
by dumdum on April 15th, 2009
What seems to be the problem here?
by Gliderman Chased Away By Moron2Be on December 7th, 2010
Could I be pregnant?
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on November 20th, 2009
"Will the world end in 2012, because I keep hearing that it will... and there is that movie..."
by Rick50 on April 25th, 2009
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways........(TO INFINITY)
by BlowMyMind on April 21st, 2009
You guys are great, how did you figure this out?
by andblack on April 21st, 2009
why do you use my name in vain?
by Don Gorgeous George on April 15th, 2009
When are people going to realize that I am the true deceiver of humanity? - God
by TurMoiL on April 15th, 2009
when will you all ever learn ?
Why do you take everything for granted?
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on April 15th, 2009
Why are my clouds all dingy, who left out the bleach?
by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on April 15th, 2009
What the hell is up with George? I thought we were friends.
by Someguy on April 15th, 2009
Wouldn't God use Yahoo! Answers?
by Factotum on April 15th, 2009
Guys? Guys? Hello? Is this thing on?
by tempus on April 15th, 2009
" Do you guys know Jesus will be coming soon?"
by MeLiNa General Of The Army on April 15th, 2009
WHY YOU PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH WIsHES AND WANTS!!!!?????
by King Daniel on December 20th, 2010
Where the F did you come up with religion? thats what he/she/it would ask
by nice jugs on December 8th, 2010
Well i've told him his not having my phone No......or me E.mail....
Man was created to worship God.........Agree or disagree?
by anil m on January 25th, 2012
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Is the rest of the Universe this Stupid????
by God on January 27th, 2012
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If God is merciful and forgives us of our sins, then what incentive is there for us to resist sin, so long as we repent afterwards?
by mumpsimus on January 24th, 2012
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Why did God create YOU?
by anil m on February 2nd, 2012
| 1 person likes this
How could God possibly create someone who was not perfect?
by anil m on January 25th, 2012
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thanks....+6
by Tsamaya is on semi-retirement on April 15th, 2009
yes!
by Samgie on September 16th, 2009