Can you make a rhyme about a blizzard
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I used to have a lizard He died in a blizzard.
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There was a big, fat lizzard Who was lost in a blizzard He thought he would dig a hole But then he found a nice, warm mat That he laid himself on He stayed for a while until the gale winds died When it cleared some He walked for miles The next thing he knew His friends had come to find him Not real good at it, but I attempted!
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There once was a humourous transvestite wizard, who found himself trapped outside in a blizzard, dressed in just a dress and some heels, he conjuored himself up some wheels, and drove away warm, his name? Eddie Izzard.
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